CANTERBURY LEGACY 1.1
Last time Rida met The Willow family and went looking for possible husbands with no luck...
Meet Remy. He does not approve of the kitchen decor.
Again, his traits escape me. I know he is insane, family oriented and a natural cook, however. I think he may be athletic, but my game takes a long time to boot up so I don't want to check. :/
He may be able to cook, but he has still yet to master the art of eating without choking.
I lined the driveway with gnomes. They're pretty badass.
Remy: This army of gnomes...they are not allowing me to jog.
Remy: WHO PUT THIS PLANT HERE?!? IT IS POSSESSED AND IS GOING TO EAT ME!
What happens next...baffles me. HE WALKED THROUGH THE WALL ONTO A FALSE BALCONY.
Remy: I'm gonna jump! That plant is out to get me, I swear!
I had to use MoveObjects On to get him back in the house. I have no idea how it happened. It made for some good lulz, though.
Rida doesn't care about her potential BF freaking out. Let him jump for all she cares, she found a mirror.
Rida: This mirror is AWESOME, I CAN SEE EVERYTHING! Oh my god, the green decor of this room must change...it is so tacky. If only it were pink!
After his freak out, Rida woos him by putting on her sexy undies.
Remy: You are sooooo hot, oh my god
Rida: I know right? Oh, you are too, of course!
There's a lapse here...sorry. XD
I love the way Remy is standing. SO CUTE.
Rida: You make me tingle, like a jelly fish.
Remy: *giggle*
First kiss...DENIED??!?!?
Rida: I was just teasing. I wanna ride you like a bike.
Remy: YESSSS PLUS PLUS PLUS
They went straight to the bedroom.
JINGLES.
Remy, how do you make babies in a tuxedo?
He decides it's not over~ I didn't good pics of this, my zoom doesn't like me sometimes. :/
PROPOSAL!
Remy: Will you marry me? I promise not to freak out...too much
Rida: OH MY GOD IT IS SO SHINY. YES.
This guy shows up randomly at her house...It's Lina and Seki's grandson, Saji. Oh the cursed male default hair...that's his sister, apparently.
Rida: Why are you here? Oh well, I can increase my charisma by talking to you.
Saji: You are so cute...and tall!
Rida: I know I'm cute. The mirror tells me so every morning.
OBLIGATORY FUNNY FACE MAKING.
Remy comes home, so Saji has to go.
Which makes him mad...so he kicks over their trashcan.
COOKIES! Rida had a craving for them.
She approves.
Rida: OMNOMNOM
Rida: I'm pregnant
Remy: Ohh, being a chef is cool
Rida: I'M PREGNANT.
Remy: Really?! Cool.
Remy: Is it really in there? You're still really tiny!
Lookin' sharp there, Remy.
Remy: I'm havin' a wedding. Just stopped by to tell you that. Oh, and for some reason I can't invite you. :(
Remy: Gotta get fit...kid's coming soon. Best to do this in my swimwear.
Remy: HOLD UP. WE MOVED HOUSES AND YOU PUT A PLANT IN MY LIVING ROOM?
Remy: IT BETTER BE GONE BEFORE THE BABY ARRIVES, OR IT WILL KILL IT!
Remy: Shiny!
It turned out to be a diamond, by the way. :)
SUPER SHINY!
Rida: BITCH, MOVE IT. THIS IS MY SWING.
Rida: WEEEEEEEEEEEE~~!
Remember when I had Rida ask who Seki was bangin' now? Well...this is her. Seki, you can do so much better.
Nope, still hasn't mastered the art of eating correctly.
Rida: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remy: OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO?!?!?
Rida: It's cool. Whatever it was stopped.
Rida: SHIT WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!!??!?!
Remy: YOU'RE GONNA FALL DOWN THOSE STAIRS!!!
Remy takes her to the hospital...and these people are there waiting outside. It's like 4am.
This kid FREAKED THE FUCK OUT. He was screaming the whole time they were in there.
It's a boy!!
Rudolf Canterbury, whom is evil and clumsy. :)
You're going to be such a loving mom, Rida. This is the first thing she did when she came back home. Played with her son's toys while he was left on the floor.
Babies are boring, so birthday time!
He looks just like daddy~ He also inherited the family oriented trait.
Next time, more babies and Rudolf shows how awesome he is. Also, Rida and Remy finally get married.