1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear ( Read more... )

Coworker #1: Hey, look: a list of famous people born on Friday the 13th.
Coworker #2: I wonder if I was born on Friday the 13th.
Coworker #1: When's your birthday?
Coworker #2: August 5th.
Coworker #1: Then no.

Weehawken, New Jersey

Lottery Board: Eeexcellent! Customer: These ice cream cones and $100 in lotto tickets.
Store clerk: Ok, $106.39
Customer: What? These ice creams cost $6! What a waste of money! No, I dont want them. What a waste. Seriously! No, no just the lotto tickets.

Eastlake Mart,
Seattle, Washington