fic: Never Tell Anybody Anything
This right here is my nervous oh-god-what-am-I-doing-with-my-life face. First time cross-posting baseball fic.
title: Never Tell Anybody Anything
author: unreckless
word count: 44,000
rating: hard R
pairings: Porcello/Perry, Porcello/Harden
disclaimer: So amazingly beyond not mine. Also, if you googled yourself, go away.
Okay, so this fic. This was written for caruso (who is, by the way, the WORST sort of enabler the universe has ever seen). I started writing last summer and finally finished and posted in honor of the anniversary of her birth. The story also answers to the name "bildungsroman," and I am SO nervous about cross-posting, because I want people to read it and all, but at the same time I'm like, "OH GOD, people will read it." But caruso insists, so here you go.
summary: Everyone keeps saying rookie year is like this for everyone. What do they know? Ryan Perry is the object of our affection, Justin Verlander dispenses all kinds of wise advice, and Rich Harden is a couple different kinds of cautionary tale.
Never Tell Anybody Anything
title: Never Tell Anybody Anything
author: unreckless
word count: 44,000
rating: hard R
pairings: Porcello/Perry, Porcello/Harden
disclaimer: So amazingly beyond not mine. Also, if you googled yourself, go away.
Okay, so this fic. This was written for caruso (who is, by the way, the WORST sort of enabler the universe has ever seen). I started writing last summer and finally finished and posted in honor of the anniversary of her birth. The story also answers to the name "bildungsroman," and I am SO nervous about cross-posting, because I want people to read it and all, but at the same time I'm like, "OH GOD, people will read it." But caruso insists, so here you go.
summary: Everyone keeps saying rookie year is like this for everyone. What do they know? Ryan Perry is the object of our affection, Justin Verlander dispenses all kinds of wise advice, and Rich Harden is a couple different kinds of cautionary tale.
Never Tell Anybody Anything