Kitten Rescue

[theboiwonder]

At the end of my patrol last night, around 6 a.m., two young guys tried to rob a twenty-four hour convenience store. I happened to be nearby so I was able to easily stop them and tie them to a lamp post. After I made sure that the clerk was alright and had him call the police, I was heading back to my motorcycle.

I heard some really quiet squeaking

Comments

[unpaidpiper]

OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE. HE'S SO CONFUDDLED. Why put him in a cage? He's not going to chew through your floor and end up in the heating ducts.

Name him Henry, after the eighth, craziest ginger in ginger history.

Or Jabez, the client from the Red Headed League.

[theboiwonder]

My half of the base isn't kitten proof, there are lots of dangerous tools, chemicals, experiments-- well, you get the idea. I need to make sure he can't get into anything.

So for now, when I'm not around, he has to stay in the cage. I'm working on putting all of the dangerous things behind a locked door and then he can have the run of the place pretty much. Yes, I've decided to keep him. I don't think I've smiled this much in months.

I love the idea of Jabez. We'll see!

[unpaidpiper]

Can I see him?

By the way, if you introduce him to Batpig when he's young, he won't think of him as food.

[theboiwonder]

Maybe if we meet up socially again sometime I can bring him along. I've already decided to train him to follow commands, if he's amenable. Maybe you could even help.

And that's a good suggestion about Batpig. I'll carefully introduce the two once the kitten's had a few days to adjust to his new home.

[unpaidpiper]

If you're going to buy him a collar, make sure it's stretchy. Cats' necks are very delicate.

[theboiwonder]

I doubt I'll put a collar on him, I know how uncomfortable those can be.

[mr_nygma]

Do you ever!

[theboiwonder]

What is that supposed to mean? What do you know about it?

[mr_nygma]

I'm the goddamn Riddler, Timmy. I know everything.

[theboiwonder]

...you know about... that?

[mr_nygma]

Do you still dream about it? Do you wake up clutching the rumpled bedclothes not in primal fear, but in perverse delight?

[theboiwonder]

I didn't know you were so interested in my relations with Joker.

[mr_nygma]

I'm not.

[theboiwonder]

You sound awful interested in it.

[mr_nygma]

If I were, I would have asked you when a bank account is like a mountain top.