Title: Crossdressing Love
Length: 1/?
Fandom/Characters: Main!SHINee (Crossdressing!Key) & OC, Minor!F(x), Super Junior, 2NE1, DBSK, BigBang ect..
Author: TheBlobMaster ^^
Warning: Straight xb
So.. I’m now standing in the dorm section of an all girls school, waiting for my new roommate to show up. This is pretty normal, right? I’m a transfer student who needs help. All of this would’ve been normal if I wasn’t a boy cross-dressing. It’s not because I want to be a girl, it’s not because I’m some kind of pervert who just want to look at girls like that. Though I’m pretty sure girls are my style. I’m here because that idiot of my cousin ran away, with her ‘badass’ boyfriend. Really he was just stupid. My aunt who paid a billion or just a lot of money to get her transferred to this school went crazy. She was almost jumping out of the window, thinking about what she could’ve used those money to. So in the spur of the moment, I said, as stupid as I am, “How about I go instead? We practically look alike, none of the girls have seen me or GwiBoon before, so no one will notice it.” My aunt literally jumped me and now. I’m still waiting. Where the hell, is that girl? She was supposed to be here for like 30 minutes ago.
I look around the room to get the time to go faster. It’s pretty neat kept. The simple style, hold in warm fall colors. As I squint my eyes I see someone running towards me, about three meters away, she falls. Flat on her nose. Great, another JinKi. I just didn’t need more of them. His hyung and himself are more than plenty, believe me. I think JinKi learned all of his stunts from his hyung. Well, back to the girl on the floor. I probably rolled my eyes, while thinking about the fail brothers, but I help her up anyway. She smiles embarrassed and raise her hand “I‘m Sara, you new roommate” I take her hand and shake it. “I‘m Kwang GwiBoon, nice to meet you” It’s not that often you see foreigners in a Korean school. Well, at least not someone none Asian. She smiled and took my luggage, or well one of the bags, and walked away. I followed and eye her now and then, just making sure she isn’t dropping anything. Suddenly she stopped dead in her tracks, if I wasn’t paying attention I would’ve collided with her. I follow her gaze. She was starring rather creepily with drool and everything, at a rather cute guy surrounded by girls.
“That‘s SungMin, the care keeper. Sara has a huuuuuge crush on him” A voice came from my right. I look in the direction of the voice and is met by a short haired girl. She smiled at me and nodded for herself. “Soo, how‘s it hanging with lover boy SungMin, Sara~ ?”
“Yaaah! Beeellaa~” She whined. This sure is going to be some long years.. At least, the guys goes to the school just next to this one. An all boys school, just not a boarding one.
“So you must be Sara‘s new roommate? She hasn‘t been talking about anything else since she found out. Well, SungMin came up a few times too, but.. You get my point!” Ah, yes I haven’t introduced myself yet. “I‘m Kim GwiBoon, by the way” I held my hand out expecting her to shake it. Instead she bows.
“I‘m Isabel Elsaid, and exchange student from Denmark, together with Sara. But do call me Bella. Everyone does.” She smiled again, looked past me and screamed. What the hell, is wrong with these girls?
“She just noticed one of our friends Amber.” Sara told me. Then I saw a guy coming towards us, well I would’ve thought it was a girl, if it wasn’t for the fact that it’s an all girls school. As soon as she got close enough Bella jumped her, while screaming “AMBEEEEER!!” it looked quite funny with Bella being way taller than Amber. “Soo, Amber.. This it the roommate Sara has been rambling on and on and on about since forever.” Bella introduced me? Amber just simply lifted her hand almost like an unmoving wave and said “Hi”. Finally, finally! A normal person. I might just end up crazy otherwise! “So, GwiBoon. Let‘s get away before Bella starts dragging us someplace unknown. I‘ll show you our room, it‘s just around the corner.” She grabbed my hand and dragged me with my luggage to our room. When we finally got in, she let go of my hand. Her hands are super soft! I never knew girls’ hands were so soft. The real GwiBoon, has hands like a blacksmith. Soo. I don’t know, just not very feminine. I look around the room, it’s quite big, I see no beds. But a desk is placed just beside the window and all over the walls, is stalker like pictures of well, I only recognize SungMin. But there’s a lot of guys hanging on the wall. Just over the desk, a lot of pictures of Sara with friends, and family is hanging. I see quite a few of Sara, Bella and one more. I guess those three was good friends. There’s some with Amber on. My eyes move on, and I notice the mess of the room. Make up is lying everywhere, and the clothes occupied the floor. It seems like I will have to do a lot of cleaning.
“So, I know it‘s quite messy, but I‘ve been living alone in a long time. My old roommate had to go to America, for some reason. She didn‘t tell me.” So, now that I come, she has to get intro the same rhythm? Now that I really look at her, she’s quite cute. She has long brown hair, big brown eyes. But it’s her smile that makes her cute. I noticed that when she smiles, there shows two dimples on her right side of her mouth. We’ll probably get along just fine. Everybody seems nice, though a little crazy. It’s just me who needs to get used to being a girl. Wearing a bra is really uncomfortable. “So, would you like help with packing out? Or do you want to join me in going to Bella and Ambers room? Bella said something about maybe throwing you a welcome party” I look at the state of the room. “I think I‘ll go with you. I have a whole day tomorrow to settle in” I smile for the first time since I came here. “OH MY GOD! You‘re sooooo cute! Please. Pleeeease, please. Let me do you make up someday!” I start to laugh, this girl have some major outbursts. “Sure, why not? You can even do it everyday if you want” I swear I see hearts in her eyes. She glomps me “Oh my god, you‘re the best GwiGwi!” I look at her dumbfounded. GwiGwi? What the hell?
She tells me she wants to be a make up artist, on the way to the other room. Her ideas actually sounds good. Wouldn’t mind being model for her. We finally arrives and knocks the door. A girl comes and opens the door. Well of course it’s a girl.
“Oh, hay! What‘s up Sara? ” She smile at us, letting us in. “Not much Dara” the room is filled with girls, all saying “Hi”. Jjong, would love it! That guy likes girls so much, I’m terrified. I spot Bella and Amber on a bed. This time Amber on Bellas lap. “Psst. Sara?” I whisper. “Yeah?” She looks at me. “What is Bella and Ambers relationship? They look very close. Are they, umm, like dating?” She stares at me long and hard, before breaking out laughing. “No no no no no no no.. Bella has always been touchy and when Amber came from America she could only talk English, well so could we and Danish. And them being roommates, they talked a lot since they both knew English. Plus a lot of the girls in school has a thing for Amber, because of her boyish looks. Only their real close friends know that they‘re not really dating. They pretend around others, to get Ambers fan girls away.” Oh? These girls. Really? Seriously really? “So, do you have a lot of contact with the all boys school next door?” I ask. I need to see the guys, to stay normal. Even though Jjong and Min probably wont go easy with the teasing. “Yeah, a lot of the girls have boyfriends there. Why?” Well, fuck. I didn’t think about that. My boyfriend goes there? Nope, who should be my boyfriend? Jjong? Eeew, no way. He would use that in some weird way. TaeMin? Would never say yes. MinHo, people would laugh. JinKi, in no way in hell I’ll ever in my life end up with someone so fail. Well, I could just try the truth. It’s possible they would buy it right?
“My best friends go there. First time I‘ll be like separated from them.” Suddenly I’m surrounded by girls. “Who are they? Are you guys more than friends? Is it them? Is it the SHINee boys?” Like I would date them. Eeew.. And who in hell is SHINee? What the fuck? SHINee ? A name that sucks much?
“No, we‘re not more than friends. Eeew. I have no fucking idea who SHINee are, but their names are TaeMin, MinHo, JongHyun & JinKi” The girls screamed so much, I think I’ve lost my hearing. “OMG! It‘s SHINee! GwiBoon knows SHINee! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!” When the hell, did they become SHINee? No rather when did they become celebrities? They are like some of the most fail boys I’ve ever met. Without my awesomeness they’re nothing. I turned out the screams of “Introduce me to [insert name]” Asked Sara were the bathroom is and went in. I took out my phone and dialed the number.
“HYUUUUUNG! Long time no see!” A way to cheerful TaeMin answered the phone. “YAH! WHAT‘S WITH THE HAPPY TONE? BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS, I ALMOST DIED! PUT THE OTHER IDIOTS ON THE LINE!” I screamed. Seriously, this SHINee shit is going to get me killed.
“So, you heard it now? The whole SHINee thing?” I could practically hear the smirk on Jjongs face.
“Yeah, I sure did. IT FREAKING ALMOST GOT ME SKINNED ALIVE!” I snapped. The last thing I need is a hovering Jjong. “Org, my sweety girl. Don‘t take it so hard, you know I‘m always yours.” “Go fuck yourself Jjong, I hate you” “How about we meet up instead? I want to see your pretty face in a dress. Take your roomy with you. Maybe she‘s something hot” “Oh, shut it Jjong. I might just take some more with me.” I couldn’t help, but smirk at the thought of the guys meeting the girls. The girls being, Sara, Bella & Amber. I’m sure Bella drags Amber everywhere.
“Sure, the more the merrier. Plus we‘ll even give out autographs, since they are your friends.” I could hear the others smacking him for me. I hung up and walked out from the bathroom. I found Sara and whispered the invitation in her ear. In a second everyone was thrown out from the room and we were on our way. I could hear the guys from a long distance. It sounds like someone gave TaeMin to much candy, Jjong being hyper as always and JinKi trying to calm the down (and failing miserably). MinHo can just not be heard. This is pretty normal, except I’m not there. Being sarcastic.
“Yah, cut it of please!” I snap.
“Yo! What‘s up pretty girl?” Jjong says as he puts his arm around my shoulders grinning. I just shrug and grin back at him. We start talking as I introduce the girls.
“Ey! Mini Chul! Didn‘t I learn you to introduce yourself?” Huh? Mini Chul? Who is that?
“What ever, Noona. Like I actually care about what you teach me. It‘s not like you‘re hyung.” Noona, Hyung? What the fuck?
“Oh, so that‘s the Mini Chul you told me about. I don‘t think they look alike?” YAH! You too Amber?
“Nope, the Mini is to. Cutesie. HeeChul Oppa is more.. Well, just more” What the? Even Sara? Who the hell is HeeChul?
“But atleast you‘re starting to get more feisty. The *Omg, I‘m so cute* you was boring”
“Okay! What is going on? I don‘t get it, you know each other?” Jjong, finally broke in. Seriously, how can TaeMin know these girls?
“Yeah, you know I live with my uncle, right? Well, Bella Noona is his student. He teaches her Korean. So she often comes by. In the end we ended up knowing each other” I can see Bella agreeing by nodding.
“But what he didn‘t say is that we actually ended up becoming quite good friends” How come that TaeMin never mentioned a crazy foreign Noona, then? I’m sure everybody would say that if they met someone like her. It’s weird, how he never said anything. I didn’t know his uncles name. I’ve never been in his room. After his parent moved to Europe and he moved in at his Uncles house. He always said that his uncle didn’t want us coming there, so we always ended up another place. Mostly mine or Jinkis. I guess that HeeChul guy is his Uncle?
“Soo, if I remember correct. You guys are JongHyun, JinKi & MinHo. I can‘t spot KiBum anywhere?” Shit? She knows, who I am? TaeMin. I’m going to kill you!
“Well, KiBum is actually my cousin. He decided to run away with his slut of a girlfriend” Might as well, say we’re cousins. Even though I’m KiBum and it’s GwiBoon who ran away. It’s hard playing ones cousin!
“Oh, now that I look, you two really look alike. But to be true I thought KiBum was gay. He looked so girly on the pictures.” GAY? I’M NO WAY IN HEEL GAY!
“Well, he isn‘t really. So don‘t worry about it.” What the hell, are you implying JinKi? If you’re trying to help, you’re failing more than your brother.
“What do you mean, don‘t worry about it?” Bella asked. Seriously, I want to know too.
“Well, yeah. Don‘t you have a crush on him?” Nah ah. She doesn’t right? Please, don’t let her! Now I’m actually scared.
“Like, no way she has a crush on him. She sees heart every time HeeChul hyung is near. To bad he‘s taken, huh?” TaeMin, I take that back. I’m not killing you! You’re the best ever! I love you! Ah, she doesn’t have a crush on me.
“Hmph. If Kyu Oppa wasn‘t so hot with Chul Oppa I would hate him! But my one and only love is Amber!” I would seriously believe that. Her Amber shipping is.. Wait, rewind. Kyu Oppa & Chul Oppa? Oppa? He’s GAY!?
“Yes, my uncle is gay. Stop staring guys!” He’s gay. TaeMins uncle is gay? My brain will soon breakdown.
“GwiBoon? Is it okay if we leave? To much information. Can‘t take it anymore. Gay, crush, KiBum, JongHyun..” I take Sara by the arm and say bye to the guys. Well, to be honest. There was way to much information for me too..
“GwiGwi? Your friend JongHyun is hot.” I stop, stare and laugh, laughing like I haven’t in ages. Jjong hot? In his dreams.
“That one was good, but don‘t joke like that ever again or I might die from laughing”
“But, I‘m serious GwiGwi! I want to see KiBum. Don‘t you have a picture of him?” Of course I do. It’s me who’s KiBum.. Let’s see do I have one in my wallet? I do don’t I?
“Two seconds, think I have one in my wallet.” She looks at me with big eyes as I fish out my wallet. I find the picture. Taken just before I got extensions and all the other girly stuff. I miss my boy self.
“Wooow, he‘s beautiful”
Lool, sooo.. Mrs. SungMinnie ? You'll probably only see this because I say you should check it out xb
Hope this is okay written xb