cockroach, lizard

Nov 24, 2007 02:09

The two things I hate most are lizards and cockroach, what are the chances of having both in one night?!

I just came back from Bessie's birthday dinner, and as I was about to go pet cookie in his cage, I noticed something running across the kitchen floor. I nearly stepped on it! I immediately run and switched on the lights, and was greeted by an absolutely panicked cockroach. Picture this, the cockroach is in between cookie and me, cookie was full of anticipation and curiousity, wanting to go check out the insect, while I, on the other hand, was nearly too scared to move. I was choosing between letting cookie out to chase it, or using a shoe to beat it to its death. Just as I was deciding which shoe to use, the cockroach went under a cupboard. I took my chances, ran across the kitchen floor, grabbed my trusty Baygone, and spray like there's no tomorrow.

I thought that was the end of it, so I was about to let cookie out of his cage. But the darn cockroach came right out from underneath the cupboard, and was coming right at me!! My goodness, I jumped around like I landed on hot pans, and I had no choice, but to wake my sleeping mother up for back up.

My mother came out of her room, eyes still groggy, took a pair of worn out slippers, and BAM! it's dead.

I looked at my mother with new found respect.

So then, I was assured that the cockroach is flat, squished, dead, whatever, and I went into the bathroom. As I was shampoo-ing my hair, I looked up, and horrors of horrors! A huge lizard was right there, above me, staring right at me!!

I froze for a moment, and then decided to do whatever I have to do and get out of the bathroom as soon as possible. I tried not to look at it, but the more I told myself not to, the more I find my eyes gazing upwards. Eeeks! Can you believe it, I was done with less than 2 minutes.

Now, the kitchen is a danger zone. Yikes! 
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