Ahahahahaha To the pervert who stole my bras!

Sure hope you enjoy them, you freak, since you just gave up your life for them! West, I'm borrowing your credit cards and going to get new ones.

Since some people apparently can't live without me, I guess I can put my work on hold. For a bit. Rejoice, Desai, I'm back. Good to see things haven't gone to Hell in a handbasket without me around!

Hey, West. We're watching this.

Did you know about this, West?

Last chance to tell me where you are, West.

Also people are pathetic, freaking out over a meteor shower when they should be doing something useful.

This city is fucking nuts, that's all I gotta say. 'Least the beer is starting to sell.

Hungary, I want those pictures from Saturday.

West, I got some cash, mind picking my up something while you're back home?

Hey, Belarus. You better get some proper tea for me, because like HELL am I drinking that bottled shit.

Also today is the birthday of none other than the AWESOME me! What'd you all get me?

[There is a long stretch of silence, broken eventually by what sounds almost like a strangled sob, followed by a loud THUD and a long stream of German curses.

And then another stretch of silence.]

West... [Cut off due to time limit]

Blvdes arschloch!

( THIS IS AN ACTION SPAM TO GERMANY NOW. )

Been a a long time since I've been to such a big Christmas celebration. Was pretty cool, even if Italy cooked enough for his whole fucking country. Do I have good timing, or do I have good timing?

( Private to Germany )