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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I gave bairdie_paddo a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I put gum in jd_baker's hair (-12 points). In March I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (731 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
theatrebethie