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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young BIOLOGIST named THOR. He was QUICKLY CUTTING in the TREMENDOUS forest when he met FAT THELONIUS, a run-away SALES CLERK from the SLIMY Queen GENESIS.
THOR could see that FAT THELONIUS was hungry so he reached into his JUG and give him his GARGANTUAN PUMPERNICKLE BREAD. FAT THELONIUS was thankful for THOR's PUMPERNICKLE BREAD, so he told THOR a very WONDEROUS story about Queen GENESIS's daughter ANASTASIA. How her mother, the SLIMY Queen GENESIS, kept her locked away in a SHANTYHOUSE protected by a gigantic EMU, because ANASTASIA was so BOUNTIFUL.
THOR WATCHED. He vowed to FAT THELONIUS the SALES CLERK that he would save the BOUNTIFUL ANASTASIA. He would BOINK the EMU, and take ANASTASIA far away from her eveil mother, the SLIMY Queen GENESIS, and EAT her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a BLASPHEMOUS AFTERSHOCK and FAT THELONIUS the SALES CLERK began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic EMU from his story. SLIMY Queen GENESIS FARTED out from behind a TIRE IRON and struck THOR dead. In the far off SHANTYHOUSE you could hear a KERPLUNK!.
THE END.
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