Comments | theartdyke: Bitchin'

theartdyke

Bitchin'

Oct 07, 2011 01:07

You know, I'll probably spend the next hour continuing to bitch at my wife about this but she's in the back setting up some video encoding for the time being so here I am.

We went out to dinner with this friend of hers who wishes she was her girlfriend... or maybe wife... I dunno. Point is, she's way more into my wife than my wife is into her. It's ( Read more... )

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wemblee October 7 2011, 13:47:34 UTC

Oh deaaaarrrrr! Yeah, that's a no-win situation, isn't it -- she's afraid you don't like her, so when you hang out to prove that you don't dislike her, you guys are terrible for each other! Maybe you guys should just decide to mildly dislike each other and stay apart, lol. Man, that does not sound fun. Also, WTF OH GOD YOU ATE SUGAR AT THE RESTAURANT ALL YOUR BELIEFS CRUMBLE TO THE GROUNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GLUCOSE INSIDE YOUR BODY IS NOT PRODUCED SUSTAINABLY? THOSE GLUCI ARE SLAVES TO YOUR BODY'S PROCESSES, YOU KNOW. THEY WANT TO BE FREE. HOW DARE YOU BE HYPOCRITICAL.

Also omg I did not know your wife was allergic to wheat, I thought it was just her sister! Was that what was causing her medical thing?

theartdyke October 7 2011, 18:20:25 UTC

Hahaha, I know. I said she was crazy!

Yeah she cut out grains for a while and realized that her breathing problems went away, and she felt sick when she snuck some pita chips. So no more wheat! It sucks really hard. :/ But not more than not being able to breathe.

kuroihime October 7 2011, 15:08:23 UTC

What about the menz, Kristen? WHAT ABOUT THE MENZ!

That sucks. She sounds super annoying.

theartdyke October 7 2011, 18:21:38 UTC

We must always be worried, first and foremost, about the menz, and we should never engage in oppression olympics with them.

taconaco October 7 2011, 20:00:51 UTC

Oh god :| Sorry you had to deal with that shit. How aggravating. And it seems like there's so few people you don't get along with! I haven't interacted with her much but yeahhh her personality seems a bit abrasive.

theartdyke October 7 2011, 21:44:37 UTC

She was all the time asking me if I hated her and I really didn't, but you know what? Now I do, lol. She's vetoed from hanging out with me now. It STILL wouldn't be that big a deal to me, but I know that she's just going to keep doing the same shit and I don't feel inclined to put up with it. I love to argue, but A) she's needlessly antagonistic and B) she argues in bad faith. She's in it to win it, not to have rigorous intellectual discourse. No thanks.