screwed :(
So, the esteemed Doctor Banana thinks I have mitral valve prolapse. Apparently it's really common. But nonetheless COMPLETELY DEBILITATING. I have an echocardiogram on Friday and I see heart specialist on Valentine's (awww). If it is that and they offer surgery, I'm totally taking the surgery. The only other treatment options are beta blockers which may work or may make it worse and all that "no caffeine or products containing food and a healthful healthy healthicated attitude!!!:D:D" bullshit. I was looking at mitral valve websites and almost all of them mention panic attacks. I would like to issue this open letter to the world so we can clear this up right now.
I. DO NOT. HAVE. ANXIETY.
THAT IS A LAME COP-OUT ANSWER TO AVOID FIXING MY REAL PROBLEM. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. THANK YOU.
-SMEG.
The next asshole who says "Stress stress it's all stress you were bitten by the STRESSFLOWER heehee" gets "I have a theory, I think bullshit doctors cause anxiety, what do you think?"
I think I'll do this heart shit, and then go to a sleep clinic, and then an endocrinologist, and then a neurologist. If nothing's improved or diagnosed by then I guess I'm...screwed.
(In other news the cat won't shut up. Lard says 'hey'.)
I. DO NOT. HAVE. ANXIETY.
THAT IS A LAME COP-OUT ANSWER TO AVOID FIXING MY REAL PROBLEM. PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. THANK YOU.
-SMEG.
The next asshole who says "Stress stress it's all stress you were bitten by the STRESSFLOWER heehee" gets "I have a theory, I think bullshit doctors cause anxiety, what do you think?"
I think I'll do this heart shit, and then go to a sleep clinic, and then an endocrinologist, and then a neurologist. If nothing's improved or diagnosed by then I guess I'm...screwed.
(In other news the cat won't shut up. Lard says 'hey'.)