A TRAVESTY REVEALED!

[theanonymousx]

A few days ago, on these very pages, I mentioned that a travesty was revealed to me while I was vactioning in Hawaii. This thing, was so unbelievable that it shook me to spechlessness for a few moments and caused me to have to shake my head to regain my composure.

I was sitting across from lilcolumbian at Bubba Gump's Shrimp Company in Hawaii talking about

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[cjshrader]

I took her out on a date and she broke my heart!

Not really, I actually just got a 75 piece dining set and some chicken in half a pineapple.

[theanonymousx]

Dude, come on! Chicken and a half pineapple! That's like, almost one of those wedding gifty things the other family gives (I am at a complete loss for that word now).
'Sides, you can get another heart at QuickTrip. They're next to the Taquitos.

[tribbleations]

dowry

[cjshrader]

Dowries, and what are you talking about? I had to pay for it. And it was chicken IN half a pineapple. I didn't get to eat half a pineapple. I'd go for that any day of the week.

[tribbleations]

The goal is to get someone down to her Hawaiin abode for a date by year's end?

You already did, goober. YOU. This was totally lost on you wasn't it.

You really have to learn to pick up on cues. You are worse than me!!!!!!

[theanonymousx]

Wait, what?
No that was totally different. I am a but a humble servant!
Yeah, I don't pick up on clues very well either though. Like, I'm starting to get the idea that our current Head of State may be in a bit over his head, but I ain't sure.
But uh..in the end, I say "LOOK OVER THERE!" *runs*

[tribbleations]

See, you just gotta do what I did.

Go where the women will be all "MAN! MAN!!!!!!" and then club you over the head and drag you away.