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I: The Basics
1) Name: Andrew Colin Porterfield
2) Age: 18
3) Sex: male
4) Birthday: 6-4-86
5) Ethnicity: white
6) Hair Color: Red
7) Eye Color: green
8) Height: lets make it an even 6’
9) Weight: 175 thank you very much
10) Righty or Lefty: Righty!
II: A Little More Detail
11) Place of Birth: Durham North Carolina
12) Time of Birth: 7 something
13) Family: mark Mary Jane
14) # of children: none
15) Current Grade-level: senior baby
16) Build: Celtic
17) Religious Background: Prsbyterian
18) Are your parents divorced? No
19) If so, how old were you? n/a
20) Where do you work? I don't.
21) Do you play any musical instruments? I suck at the guitar
22) Political Affiliation? Well now its lookin like Kerry
23) Socio-economic background? Middle Class
24) Organ donor? Yes
25) Do you have a driver’s license? Yes
26) What kind of car do you drive? 95 Toyota Camry
27) Do you own your car? Yes
28) Do you smoke/drink? Nope---a beer now and then but I don’t get piss drunk
III: Your Past
29) How many times have you moved? 2
30) How many states have you lived in? 1
31) US travels: woooo, NC, VA, FL, GO, SC, PA
32) World travels: Grand Camen
33) Did you graduate high school? Still workin on it
34) If so, what year? 2005
35) Where did you go to pre-school? yes
36) Where did you go to elementary school? South Mebane
37) Where did you go to middle school? woodlawn
38) Where did you go to high school? eastern alamance
39) Ever been held back a grade? yes
40) Ever skipped a grade? No
41) Were you raised in daycare? No
IV: Have you ever…
42) Been in a fight? You sayin you want a peace of me?
43) Done drugs? no
44) Committed a crime? speeding
45) Been arrested? no
46) Been in prison? no
47) Broken a bone? yes
48) Contemplated suicide? No there’s too much life to live
49) Had surgery? no
50) Lost a tooth other than a baby tooth? No
51) Had to wear a splint? yes
52) Almost drowned? No im like a frigin fish
53) Been hit by a car? No
54) Been in a car accident you didn’t cause? 2
55) Caused a car accident? yes
56) Walked into a glass door? Yes
57) Fallen down the steps? Once and a wile
58) Fallen *up the steps? Quite a bit
59) Hit your head on a ceiling fan? nope
60) Been on TV? no
61) Been on the radio? No
62) Been in the newspaper? A few times
63) Won a science fair? 2nd place baby
64) Been fired from a job? nope
65) Quit a job without leaving notice? nope
66) Been published? no
67) Gotten lost in a big city? No
68) Flown first class? no
69) Ran away from home? Never physically
70) Hit an animal with your car on purpose? no
71) Been on a roller coaster? Mmm bow bow o yea
72) Driven for more than 8 straight hours? No
73) Lost control of your car in the snow? no!
V: Do you believe in….
74) Love at first sight? Depends on what your looking at
75) Magic? no
76) God? Yes
77) Ghosts? yes
78) Aliens? Yes they took my remote control
79) Yourself? Yes
80) Others? God help me yes
81) Holistic healing? I’l get bact to you on that one
82) Angels? Yes
83) Demons? Yes
84) Heaven? Yes
85) Hell? Yes
86) Purgatory? If u see me there then yes
87) Near-death experiences? yes
88) Psychic abilities? Yes
89) Abortion? That’s a sticky wiket I don’t tuch
90) Affirmative action? No
VI: Your Love Life
91) First girlfriend/boyfriend: Rebecca Douglass ugggggg
92) First kiss: Betsey
93) Have you ever been in love? Yes...
94) First love: Betsey
95) # of people you’ve dated: 4 sad I know
96) # of people you’ve kissed: 3 don’t say a word
97) # of people you’ve dumped: 2
98) Have you ever been heartbroken? Yes
99) Have you ever been a heartbreaker? yea... again another sticky wikit
100) Have you ever been cheated on? Not to my knoled of corse that’s the point ant it
101) Have you ever cheated on someone? Yea……… ok get off me
102) Have you ever dated someone you didn’t even like? no
103) Have you ever been rejected? yes
104) Have you ever had a “friend with benefits”? wouldn’t recommend it
105) Have you ever dated someone and not told anybody? no
106) Have you ever dated someone your parents disapproved of? no
107) Have you ever dated someone whose parents disapproved of you? Don’t think so
108) Have you ever been engaged? No
109) Have you ever been married? no
110) Have you ever been proposed to? no
111) Have you ever proposed to someone? No
112) Longest relationship: like 2 months I know sad again
113) Shortest relationship: 4weeks
114) Best relationship: Betsey
115) Worst relationship: the beast
116) Most romantic moment: kissing in the kitchen
VII: Have you ever dated someone…
117) For their money? No
118) For their car? No
119) For their body? No
120) Out of pity? No
121) Because you were lonely? yes
122) Because of their friends? No
123) Because of their family? No
124) Because of their reputation? No
125) Because they were good in bed? No but that is a plus
126) To spite an ex? No
127) To spite your family? No
128) To get revenge at a friend? No
129) To break their heart? No
130) Out of fear? No
131) Because you couldn’t say no? No
132) Knowing it was temporary? No oooo look at Mr. naïve…. shut up
133) Over the internet? No
VIII: Your Ideal Mate:
134) Hair color: natural
135) Eye color: Haze/Green
136) Skin color: White
137) Body type: proportioned nicely
138) Height: shorter very important
139) Education: they MUST at least be a high school grad.
140) Sense of humor: we have to laugh together
141) Personality: Somebody loving, honest, Christian, understands
142) 5 most important traits (in order of importance): Christian, trusting, nice, friendly, funny
143) 5 things that wouldn’t matter at all: Money, job, past, health problems, reputation
IX: Your Sex Life:
144) Are you a virgin? Yes shut up
145) Do you believe oral sex is “sex”? no
146) Ever been caught getting frisky? Well yea
147) Have you ever received oral sex? no
148) Have you ever performed oral sex? no
149) Have you ever done something you personally thought was disgusting? No
150) Have you ever had a homosexual experience? no
151) Have you ever been given an orgasm? Ok im a guy
152) Have you ever taken sexual pictures with a partner? no
153) Have you ever videotaped sexual activities with a partner? Not sexual per say
154) Have you ever regretted sexual activity immediately afterwards? yes
155) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex? No
156) Have you ever been sexual with someone knowing they were involved with someone else? Not sexual
157) Have you ever been sexual with someone while you were involved with someone else? Again not sexual
158) Have you ever been forced to do something against your will? No
159) Have you ever been worried about being pregnant/getting someone pregnant? No
160) Contracted an STD? No
X: Your favorite…
161) Movie: pulp fiction
162) Band: zeppelin
163) Song: jet ”hold on”
164) Actress: Kirsten Dunst
165) Actor: Brad Tom Cruse
166) TV Show: boy meets world (the high school and college years)
167) Time of day: 12:00 midnight
168) Season: Summer
169) Holiday: Christmas
170) 5 guy friends (in no particular order): Jamie, Rami, Tom, Nick, Tim,
171) 5 girl friends (in no particular order): Betsey, Katie, I know a lot of people I just don’t whant to see agin
172) Toothpaste brand: crest the red kind
173) Car model: Audi
174) Place to go on vacation: Bermuda-Belize
175) Place to go on your day off: nutty “confeshion”
176) Book: the stake
177) Shirt: my plaid Hollister
178) Animal: shark
179) Color: Blue or red
180) Shape: circle
181) Age to be: 25
182) Memory: that night at 3am in my side yard
183) Artist: me
184) Instrument: drums
185) Sound: waves braking at night
186) Food: Italian
187) Culture other than your own: Italian
188) Office supply: rubber bands
189) 80’s fashion: lather pants
190) Pet: lab
XI: Misc. Questions (explain what and why):
191) If you could have one super power, it would be: control water
192) If you could go back to any time in your life, it would be: December
193) If you could know the absolute truth about one thing, it would be: Love.
194) If you were invisible and could follow anyone around for a whole day, it would be: Selma Hayek
195) If reincarnation is real, you would want to come back as a: dog
196) If you could be an expert in one subject, it would be: one word WOMEN
197) If you could change one thing about yourself, it would be: six pak baby
198) If you won the lottery, you would spend the money on: first I’d pay off the guy who’s car a ran in to then blow the rest on a big party for me and my friends
199) If your friends watched a video of your life, you would fast forward through: none dispite riicule
200) If you died today, the most tears at your funeral would come from: hm idk but the one that dose the most gets a shiny penny