Catching the Obvious
Pairing: YunJae
Rating: PG-13
Length: One-Shot
Summary: Sequel to Seeing the Obvious
Jaejoong steps out of the restaurant and puts on his designer shades, getting ready to head off in a random direction for a breath of fresh air. That is, or was, his plan before a man by the name of Yunho decided to follow him around like a lost puppy.
“What do you want?” exclaims Jaejoong, exasperated, upon seeing the man who trails him everywhere, as if they are twins joined by the hip.
“Escorting you home, obviously,” replies Yunho simply with a shrug of his shoulders. “Can’t a gentleman like me do even that for a gorgeous thing like you?”
Jaejoong picks up his pace on the descending trip of a hilly part of the street. “You certainly cranked up the sweet talk now that you don’t have your boss watching your every move…”
“…Besides, do I look like I need escorting at this time of day?” continues Jaejoong as he very pointedly points at the blaring sun atop their heads. “It’s one in the afternoon. I doubt someone will suddenly decide to rob me at this hour.”
“Who knows? As famous Italian philosopher Marsilio Ficino once said, always expect the unexpected.”
Jaejoong purses his lips and stops to look at Yunho incredulously. “That quote was from Greek philosopher Heraclitus. You’re off by almost 2000 years.”
“Good to know that you got your facts straight. I was testing your knowledge,” Yunho grins like a silly boy. “I like smart men.”
“Did you hear that? He likes his men smart!”
For some reason, Jaejoong feels as if he just heard a girl whispering a few feet back. Strange…
He continues marching ahead quickly ignoring the fact that Yunho starts to jog in order to keep up.
“I don’t know why you’re so keen on following me around, but just so you know, I’m not gay,” states Jaejoong.
Yunho runs ahead and blocks the smaller man’s path.
“You don’t know for sure until you try. By all means, I’m willing to experiment with you.”
“They’re going to fuck!” There’s a bunch of squealing coming from behind a wall. It is followed by the sound of someone falling over.
Jaejoong frowns in the direction of the rattle. “Is it just me, or are there very suspicious noises coming from behind us?”
Yunho turns his head in the direction of Jaejoong’s gaze. “Nope, I don’t hear anything. It’s just you.”
When they finally reach an intersection, Jaejoong tries once more, “You know, you really can stop following me now.”
Yunho is unfazed by his blatant dislike, “You can follow me instead. My apartment is just up the street.” He smiles politely at Jaejoong.
Jaejoong could feel a headache coming up. He is absolutely dead serious he heard the sound of girls squealing with his every step, and Yunho is not making his mood any better.
But of course, in order to be a successful seme, one must seize every chance to lure one’s uke into one’s home. Therefore, while Jaejoong is still lost in thought, Yunho grabs him by the wrist and directs him towards his apartment.
“Holy flying cows, they’re really going to fuck! Oh my god, does anyone have a camera!?”
Yunho’s brows burrow together. Great, now Jaejoong has him hallucinating too. Yunho brushes off the idea, and continues walking. Advancing his relationship with the beauty is way more important than hunting possible stalkers.
Rating: PG-13
Length: One-Shot
Summary: Sequel to Seeing the Obvious
Jaejoong steps out of the restaurant and puts on his designer shades, getting ready to head off in a random direction for a breath of fresh air. That is, or was, his plan before a man by the name of Yunho decided to follow him around like a lost puppy.
“What do you want?” exclaims Jaejoong, exasperated, upon seeing the man who trails him everywhere, as if they are twins joined by the hip.
“Escorting you home, obviously,” replies Yunho simply with a shrug of his shoulders. “Can’t a gentleman like me do even that for a gorgeous thing like you?”
Jaejoong picks up his pace on the descending trip of a hilly part of the street. “You certainly cranked up the sweet talk now that you don’t have your boss watching your every move…”
“…Besides, do I look like I need escorting at this time of day?” continues Jaejoong as he very pointedly points at the blaring sun atop their heads. “It’s one in the afternoon. I doubt someone will suddenly decide to rob me at this hour.”
“Who knows? As famous Italian philosopher Marsilio Ficino once said, always expect the unexpected.”
Jaejoong purses his lips and stops to look at Yunho incredulously. “That quote was from Greek philosopher Heraclitus. You’re off by almost 2000 years.”
“Good to know that you got your facts straight. I was testing your knowledge,” Yunho grins like a silly boy. “I like smart men.”
“Did you hear that? He likes his men smart!”
For some reason, Jaejoong feels as if he just heard a girl whispering a few feet back. Strange…
He continues marching ahead quickly ignoring the fact that Yunho starts to jog in order to keep up.
“I don’t know why you’re so keen on following me around, but just so you know, I’m not gay,” states Jaejoong.
Yunho runs ahead and blocks the smaller man’s path.
“You don’t know for sure until you try. By all means, I’m willing to experiment with you.”
“They’re going to fuck!” There’s a bunch of squealing coming from behind a wall. It is followed by the sound of someone falling over.
Jaejoong frowns in the direction of the rattle. “Is it just me, or are there very suspicious noises coming from behind us?”
Yunho turns his head in the direction of Jaejoong’s gaze. “Nope, I don’t hear anything. It’s just you.”
When they finally reach an intersection, Jaejoong tries once more, “You know, you really can stop following me now.”
Yunho is unfazed by his blatant dislike, “You can follow me instead. My apartment is just up the street.” He smiles politely at Jaejoong.
Jaejoong could feel a headache coming up. He is absolutely dead serious he heard the sound of girls squealing with his every step, and Yunho is not making his mood any better.
But of course, in order to be a successful seme, one must seize every chance to lure one’s uke into one’s home. Therefore, while Jaejoong is still lost in thought, Yunho grabs him by the wrist and directs him towards his apartment.
“Holy flying cows, they’re really going to fuck! Oh my god, does anyone have a camera!?”
Yunho’s brows burrow together. Great, now Jaejoong has him hallucinating too. Yunho brushes off the idea, and continues walking. Advancing his relationship with the beauty is way more important than hunting possible stalkers.