Picpost -- Sweet, newborn baby Jesus, please bless this meal...

[the_z]

Jesus © GOD, 0000*
fanart © The Z, 2008
Merry Christmas

One of the church pieces. Bet you couldn't figure that out!

Also, thanks for the anal rape, Lane Bryant, but I decided Kohl's gives nicer foreplay. I bought a shirt, boots, hose, socks, and accessories for the price of ONE tanktop at Lane Bryant. Plus, I have $10 in Kohl's cash to go back and pick up x-mas gifts.

Thanks for having clothing in my size, Lane Bryant, but I'd rather not have my fashion be held ransom. Sheesh.

I get to spend another $70 on my hair tomorrow so I look decent for Bo's office Christmas Party. How do these fashionistas keep up with the cost of looking good? Bah, humbug.

*date added by elsiel's suggestion
Why yes, I did just feature baby Jesus and anal rape in the same post.