Off and On issues

[the_z]

Our internet service has been obnoxiously unreliable since last week. Sorry for my lack of availability. There's no word on how long it will take for them to completely remedy the situation. There was some big meltdown at one of the nuclear internet generator systems hidden deep under Lake Winnebago. We suspect DerkaDerka Terrorists are holding it hostage. That's also causing gas prices to rise about ten cents a night.

A crack team of Tech Ninjas is on the case.

America. Fuck yeah.