Quotes of the days and my life
First some quotes from the past few days. There were funny things said and I think they need to be noted...
Craig: So if bacon is meat candy, does that make a corn dog a meatscicle?
...I can't believe you just used the hammer of dawn on me...
...I've had you in checkmate for the past 10 moves... I must be rustier than I thought...
32-32... Wow, I've never seen that happen before...
Nobody loves you and you're going to die alone.
A knight and a king... Wow, I've never seen that happen before...
Me: ...Dad, are you sure those are honey BBQ wings? *sweating from eyeballs*
Dad: *takes a bite and flinches* No, those are DEFINETELY not honey BBQ wings! Jesus!
Me: I think I like them.
Mom: Why don't you go check and see how long the wait is, be nice.
Me: Excuse me, but you told us it was going to be ten or fifteen minutes, and that was a blatant lie, so I'd like our money back.
Waitress: You haven't paid anything yet.
Me: Then I'd like my hour back.
Waitress: You're two names down on the list, it'll be about ten or fifteen minutes.
Me: Ok
Mom: What'd they say?
Me: It's gonna be an hour.
EDIT!!! I've just gotta add this one.
My sunday school teacher: "The Jews are a prejudiced people"
So over the past couple of years I think I've become intellectually lazy. Used to be I could outwit or outsmart pretty much anybody else out there. It was one thing about myself that I was truly proud of, and I think I've kind of started to let it go. It's not from lack of brainpower, just lack of work. I was just messing around on this web-game where you had to place the 50 states, and I couldn't remember the names of like 10 of them... that's just sad.
Now I'm a brilliant WoW player... how great is that? So this semester I have a goal of actually starting to learn again.
Craig: So if bacon is meat candy, does that make a corn dog a meatscicle?
...I can't believe you just used the hammer of dawn on me...
...I've had you in checkmate for the past 10 moves... I must be rustier than I thought...
32-32... Wow, I've never seen that happen before...
Nobody loves you and you're going to die alone.
A knight and a king... Wow, I've never seen that happen before...
Me: ...Dad, are you sure those are honey BBQ wings? *sweating from eyeballs*
Dad: *takes a bite and flinches* No, those are DEFINETELY not honey BBQ wings! Jesus!
Me: I think I like them.
Mom: Why don't you go check and see how long the wait is, be nice.
Me: Excuse me, but you told us it was going to be ten or fifteen minutes, and that was a blatant lie, so I'd like our money back.
Waitress: You haven't paid anything yet.
Me: Then I'd like my hour back.
Waitress: You're two names down on the list, it'll be about ten or fifteen minutes.
Me: Ok
Mom: What'd they say?
Me: It's gonna be an hour.
EDIT!!! I've just gotta add this one.
My sunday school teacher: "The Jews are a prejudiced people"
So over the past couple of years I think I've become intellectually lazy. Used to be I could outwit or outsmart pretty much anybody else out there. It was one thing about myself that I was truly proud of, and I think I've kind of started to let it go. It's not from lack of brainpower, just lack of work. I was just messing around on this web-game where you had to place the 50 states, and I couldn't remember the names of like 10 of them... that's just sad.
Now I'm a brilliant WoW player... how great is that? So this semester I have a goal of actually starting to learn again.