please reply only if only to convince me that i'm not the sickest person alive. ah.

[the_unrest_cure]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD.

HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER HOOKED UP WITH YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND (whose virginity you took)'S TWENTY-YEAR-OLD BROTHER IN THEIR HOUSE AND BEEN CAUGHT BY HIS MOM AND THEN BEEN CAUGHT LYING ABOUT IT TO HER?

CAUSE I HAVE.

(and i liked it).

shit.