The website the application is on wasn't loading so I looked through for one, and I think this is it?
+ Name
Solange Minstein
+ Age
17
+ City, State:
Louisville, Kentucky
+ Ten favourite bands/musicians
1. Dead Kennedys
2. Bis
3. The Faint
4. Radiohead
5. tUB rING
6. Shonen Knife
7. Voodoo Glow Skulls
8. The Offspring
9. Bauhaus
10. Neutral Milk Hotel
+ Ten favourite movies
1. Snatch
2. BASEketball
3. The Warriors
4. Jackie Brown
5. The Salton Sea
6. Tank Girl
7. Pulp Fiction
8. Repo Man
9. The Big Lebowski
10. Beetlejuice
+ Five favourite books, and why
1. the Chosen - Because its a really neat tale of friendship between two sort of unlikely kids. And I can relate to it being Jewish, though not nearly as conservative as the kids in it.
2. Slaughterhouse-Five - I read this in the eighth grade, and it really sparked my love for Kurt Vonnegut and sci-fi in general.
3. The World According to Garp - I loved the characters and the whole biographical story of this one man who, though he didn't do much, everyone around him did. It was the one book that I had wished would never end.
4. Catcher in the Rye - It made me realize how big of a douchebag I was being at the time (I was a freshman in high school). I was like "Hey, I can really relate to Holden!" then later I was like "Man, he's a dick.... oh shit."
5. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - 42
+ Favourite drink:
Cel-Ray, its soda made with celery.
+ Favourite food:
Eel sushi
+ Why do you think you're uncool?:
Because I paint icons of Star Trek characters, and I'm a Trekkie. Everyone hates it, except my sister-in-law. She even bought me the conversational Klingon CD so when I go to cons, I can talk to people dressed as Klingons and feel really cool. And I really really really love comic books. I almost cried when Beauty and the Geek went to Comic Con International. Thats my dream vacation.
+ Any pet peeves?:
Superficiality, jocky assholes, impoliteness, people inadvertently touching me, getting wet when I don't mean to like when sledding.
+ Motto or personal quote?:
"Knowledge is Good" (its from Animal House, its written on the statue of Faber. Its also my senior quote)
+ What four words best describe you?:
Geeky
Fun
Irritating
Argumentative
+ What is your biggest fear, and why?:
I guess being alone, with no friends or family. Not like the last person on earth (I'm also scared of that), but just having no one.
+ What are your hobbies?:
Sea Scouts, yoga, playing on the computer, homework, making Star Trek icons, watching Star Trek, plating guitar
+ If you could be another person for a day, who would it be, and why?:
A Hollywood bigwig so I could maybe do acting for the rest of my life. Or just one big movie so I could get lots of money to live on. Or just to be in the new Star Trek movie (see a pattern here?).
+ Views on . . .:
abortion::
Pro-choice - Its her own business what she does with her body. Granted, I am morally opposed in some cases, but people lie about being raped, incest. I'm just pro-choice.
religion::
I'm Jewish, but I've recently become a Sub-Genii in addition to that.
politics::
Fiscally Socialist, but more Democratic when it comes to social issues. Though I'm very conservative when it comes to firearms and the death penalty. I just registered under the Donner Party.
drugs:
I don't really care, its your body, do whatever you want. I do think marijuana should be legalized. Its really not that bad, not as bad as other stuff you could be doing. Like meth.
+ Is there another issue that you feel strongly about?
Briefly elaborate on the issue and your stance:
Homosexual rights. My sister is gay, my uncle is gay, and I've had many gay family friends all my life. They should be able to get married, they're people too. I mean, if we're all made in God's image, then didn't he want them to be gay? That came out wrong.
+ What is your most prized possession?:
My teddy bear
+ Proudest moment?:
Winning a debate camp scholarship, or getting the second to last advancement in Sea Scouting.
+ Most embarrassing moment?:
I'm not really embarre- OH WAIT, this happened yesterday. I was sledding or something with my stepbrother, his friend, and my little brother and we were talking about something and my step-brother goes "At night, I hear this vibrating noise and I don't know what it is, but it goes on like every 20 seconds. Its so annoying. Solange, do you know what it is?" I was like thinking "FUCK! NO, AUUUGH" and I just say "Hm... I dunno."
That was really like... ugh. 12 year olds in the room next to me...
+ Goals for the future?:
Joining the Coast Guard, and going to a Trek con.
+ If you had $5.00, how would you spend it?:
It'd fester in my wallet. Or candy.
+ What is your guilty pleasure?:
Star Trek fanfiction, or recut funny Star Trek videos on YouTube. And 4chan.
+ Tell us a joke.:
So this guy is drinking at the bar, and around like 12am he looks at the clock and is freaking out, "oh no, my wife is gonna know I've been drinking! What am I gonna do? Oh shit." So he keeps drinking and drinking for a few more hours and he gets totally hammered. And he just decides to go home and face the music. He crawls off the bar stool, crawls down the street to his house, pulls himself up the deck inside and into bed. The next morning his wife wakes him up, and he's totally hungover, and is yelling at him "I know you were out last night drinking! I knew it!" and he's just like "What? No I wasn't!" and she's like "Yes you were, don't lie to me! I have proof!" and he's like "Oh yeah, how do you know?" and he wife goes "Because the bar called this morning, you left your wheelchair there again."
+ Would you give your life for something or someone? If so, who or what would it be, and why?:
I don't know, it depends on the person and for what. I really don't know at this time. Thats just... something I don't think about.
+ How did you find
the_uncool_club?:
Searching for "Star Trek"
EDIT: I didn't realize I needed a picture, so here you goooo:
I wanted to post the Spock icon. He's the best! And Worf is good too.