May 01, 2005 18:54
Last nite after work i picked up Dave so we could get a "dirty-thirty". (hense the new name "Dirty Jenny") We went back to his place and watched a movie while waiting for Ricky to come home. Once Ricky finally got his ass out of the shower...the drinking game began! Dave called on me the majority of the game. As soon as I got the chance, I made up the rule "you can't call out the person sitting on your right". I felt safe from Dave. Too bad my rule backfired. Ricky took over for Dave. Finally, Dave got to make up a rule. Damn him....his rule, "Jenny must drink no matter what". So there I was, getting totally shit faced. We ran out of beer, and I was some what relieved. I dont think I've ever drank as much as I did, as fast as I did, in my entire life! As I was chuggin' down my last brewha, I got a tickle in my throat. Yes, a tickle dammit!! Well...I choked, spit my beer everywhere, and made a fast dash to the kitchen sink. In the sink, the kitchen sink, I puked. While puking, I still managed to talk and ended up puking on the counter. Dave, what an ass..."you had potatoes today...".
Somehow, we ended up with more beer and migrated to the porch. Ricky busted out the duck tape and said we all needed to be quiet because Kevin was sleeping. He duck taped everyones mouths shut. I downed another beer, and decided it was time for bed. Actually, it was more like...I downed another beer, went upstairs to go pee....and just never made it back down. I found a bed and crashed.
Today I am feeling like total shit. My heads still spinning, im dizzy, and about to get ready for another night of drinking...