I say old chap, is this a Very Polite Comment-Fic Porn Meme?
Greetings, my minions.
Remember this? That was an awful lot of topping fun, what. Absolutely spiffing. If you found yourself liking the cut of that jib, read on!
Welcome to the most polite comment-fic porn meme of all time. Reply to this post, and I'll give you a prompt, which I will select more-or-less at random from Etiquette in Society, in ( Read more... )
Remember this? That was an awful lot of topping fun, what. Absolutely spiffing. If you found yourself liking the cut of that jib, read on!
Welcome to the most polite comment-fic porn meme of all time. Reply to this post, and I'll give you a prompt, which I will select more-or-less at random from Etiquette in Society, in ( Read more... )
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"Ladies rarely do so with gentlemen who are introduced to them..."
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... and now to ponder which lady, and which gentleman.
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River's shower is ludicrously small for two people, but when it comes to undressing the Doctor, she manages it with a minimum of bumped elbows and a maximum of efficiency. Sodden trainers untie neatly with the sonic, and her own jumpsuit slides off as slickly as snakeskin, finally leaving her naked and slippery against the Doctor.
"Where I come from," says the Doctor, "a couple needs a formal introduction before this sort of thing. At least twenty-five years of courtship. And that's before the five hundred-page thesis."
"Where I come from," River replies, "I'd have had you up against the wall three hours ( ... )
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"Right, then," he says, and frees himself to sweep the soap and the sonic off the tiny shelf, catching the screwdriver with one hand while River backs herself onto the shelf. The Doctor lifts her leg round his arse and carefully guides himself inside, groaning as he settles within her. He moves slowly at first, shallow strokes until they're both more comfortable, the soap now washed away. Driving in a little deeper when River clutches his back more tightly, and he tastes a hint of Martian dust in her kiss, iron oxide tangy on his tongue.
Her kisses harden and her breath begins to hitch as the Doctor increases his pace. He's still got a little ways to go yet, he's pretty sure, at least as long as River doesn't do that shimmying thing that - oh, yes, that shimmying thing, ( ... )
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I wish the physics of shower sex worked in real life they way they worked in porn. It sounds like so much fun but my experience usually involves a lot of "Whoa! Hang on! Move over! I'm falling! Ack! Let's just go to bed."
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And totally agreed on shower sex. In theory, it sounds like nonstop slippery funtiems; in practice, it's astonishing just how awkward and not slippery it is.
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So good!
Can't read the rest of this meme atm, family are arriving and house needs cleaning but certain things need to be said, like how everybody here is made of pure win and fictional shower sex ftw, RL has nothing on it for all the reasons y'all mention above.
Blocking out next week in my calendar to read everything everyone here has ever written. :D
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