I say old chap, is this a Very Polite Comment-Fic Porn Meme?
Greetings, my minions.
Remember this? That was an awful lot of topping fun, what. Absolutely spiffing. If you found yourself liking the cut of that jib, read on!
Welcome to the most polite comment-fic porn meme of all time. Reply to this post, and I'll give you a prompt, which I will select more-or-less at random from Etiquette in Society, in ( Read more... )
Remember this? That was an awful lot of topping fun, what. Absolutely spiffing. If you found yourself liking the cut of that jib, read on!
Welcome to the most polite comment-fic porn meme of all time. Reply to this post, and I'll give you a prompt, which I will select more-or-less at random from Etiquette in Society, in ( Read more... )
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River's shower is ludicrously small for two people, but when it comes to undressing the Doctor, she manages it with a minimum of bumped elbows and a maximum of efficiency. Sodden trainers untie neatly with the sonic, and her own jumpsuit slides off as slickly as snakeskin, finally leaving her naked and slippery against the Doctor.
"Where I come from," says the Doctor, "a couple needs a formal introduction before this sort of thing. At least twenty-five years of courtship. And that's before the five hundred-page thesis."
"Where I come from," River replies, "I'd have had you up against the wall three hours ago, if I hadn't had work to do first."
"They do say all work and no play makes ..." begins the Doctor, trailing off into a low groan when River's hand skitters down his chest and locates an area that's definitely off-limits without a formal introduction, though under the circumstances, it seems only polite to make an exception.
"... makes for a very dull afternoon," River says, and returns to nibbling on the crook of the Doctor's neck, making what feels like a very focussed attempt to enlarge the mark she'd made earlier.
And if that happens to leave her left breast exposed and bobbing against his chest, well, wouldn't it be rude to ignore something so attractive and inviting? It would, introduction or no, so the Doctor cups River's breast in his hand, the weight of it springy on his palm, the nipple tautening beneath his thumb.
But it could be better, yes, there could be a bit less friction here, and he grabs the soap bar from the same shelf as the sonic, rubs the bar over River's breast, lingering in the curve beneath it. There: now his fingers glide across her skin, silky-smooth, chasing bergamot-scented bubbles down her abdomen, circling her navel, slipping between her legs. Drifting back and forth along her labia, and River moans softly at first, louder when the Doctor reaches just that bit further to insert a finger, press it deep inside her.
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"Right, then," he says, and frees himself to sweep the soap and the sonic off the tiny shelf, catching the screwdriver with one hand while River backs herself onto the shelf. The Doctor lifts her leg round his arse and carefully guides himself inside, groaning as he settles within her. He moves slowly at first, shallow strokes until they're both more comfortable, the soap now washed away. Driving in a little deeper when River clutches his back more tightly, and he tastes a hint of Martian dust in her kiss, iron oxide tangy on his tongue.
Her kisses harden and her breath begins to hitch as the Doctor increases his pace. He's still got a little ways to go yet, he's pretty sure, at least as long as River doesn't do that shimmying thing that - oh, yes, that shimmying thing, and he starts to pump a bit more earnestly - and then River grabs the sonic from his hand and points it between their bodies.
"What are you -" he starts, but then River throws back her head, eyes squeezed shut, mouth wide open as she moans, loud and long, gasping for air.
"Oh, God," she says, still breathing heavily. "You really, really need to give me one of these."
"The sonic screwdriver is not a toy," he scolds her, and reaches for it.
River smirks. "Not yet, sweetie. I want to try something first." Her leg re-tightens round his body, drawing him in again, and suddenly there's a high-pitched whine and his entire arse starts to vibrate.
"Down! Turn it down! No, the other way!"
A throaty laugh, a flick of River's wrist, and now the sensation's a lot more localised, like an especially dedicated tongue probing deep inside him - and the Doctor's first thought, right after a lengthy whimper of pleasure, is that perhaps letting Jack try his hand at tweaking the sonic's settings had been an excellent idea after all.
When he comes moments later, his orgasm rises through him, from the tips of his toes up through his legs and spine and tingling all the way to his fingernails. He slouches against River and lets her leg drop back to the shower floor.
"Now," River says, "will that do for an introduction?"
"It'll do for now," says the Doctor. "Thought of a thesis topic yet?"
"Oh yes," River replies, pulling him back in for a kiss. She flicks on the sonic, and waves ripple up and down his back. "But I'm going to need to do more research first."
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I wish the physics of shower sex worked in real life they way they worked in porn. It sounds like so much fun but my experience usually involves a lot of "Whoa! Hang on! Move over! I'm falling! Ack! Let's just go to bed."
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And totally agreed on shower sex. In theory, it sounds like nonstop slippery funtiems; in practice, it's astonishing just how awkward and not slippery it is.
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So good!
Can't read the rest of this meme atm, family are arriving and house needs cleaning but certain things need to be said, like how everybody here is made of pure win and fictional shower sex ftw, RL has nothing on it for all the reasons y'all mention above.
Blocking out next week in my calendar to read everything everyone here has ever written. :D
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HA! :D
This is such a hot and entirely delightful scene. I'm going to have to go and re-read Echoes now!
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