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Okay, kidlets, this doesn't just go for the kids in my class, but this is a general announcement for all of you, first through seventh years.
Seeing as how all of you kids have been talking about physical changes and things that a man and a woman do without any real knowledge about what really goes on, or how things actually work, I've taken it upon myself, not only as a doctor, but as a teacher as well, who wants you to be all nice and educated.
You are all cordially invited to attend a seminar during the weekend to help you all understand about what's to come about yourselves, and for all you older kids, what to do once said changes have already occurred.
I'll be dividing these seminars into two: younger students, and older students.
Students in their first through fourth years are required to attend this seminar, because you guys actually need to learn the essential things, and get yourselves properly educated.
For the students in their fifth through seventh years: while you aren't required to attend the seminar, all I can say is that you will be offered house several house points if you attend and stay through until the end. I promise things won't get boring, and it'll prove to be rather informative as well.
That's it for right now, kids. If you guys have any questions, comments or concerns, I'll be quite happy to address your concerns.
Seeing as how all of you kids have been talking about physical changes and things that a man and a woman do without any real knowledge about what really goes on, or how things actually work, I've taken it upon myself, not only as a doctor, but as a teacher as well, who wants you to be all nice and educated.
You are all cordially invited to attend a seminar during the weekend to help you all understand about what's to come about yourselves, and for all you older kids, what to do once said changes have already occurred.
I'll be dividing these seminars into two: younger students, and older students.
Students in their first through fourth years are required to attend this seminar, because you guys actually need to learn the essential things, and get yourselves properly educated.
For the students in their fifth through seventh years: while you aren't required to attend the seminar, all I can say is that you will be offered house several house points if you attend and stay through until the end. I promise things won't get boring, and it'll prove to be rather informative as well.
That's it for right now, kids. If you guys have any questions, comments or concerns, I'll be quite happy to address your concerns.