At the Beachside Seminar... [005]
Jebus! This is one hell of a week-long sleeping pill of a seminary! I can't believe that I've even lived this long! Can you even technically die out of sheer boredom? I think I'm near that. And I think a lot of kids have asked that same question.
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Screw this. I'm ditching that crap. I've 'learned' enough about how we should take care about the nation's most prized little lives for they are the future, and in them, we invest a whole lot so that the future of all wizard-kind will look nice and bright. And Stuff. Really, I believe every word of it 'cause it's true. I've seen too many a kid die before having a real life. Then again, they were muggles, but a life is a life, dammit!
We're at a beach side resort for crying out loud! It's a SIN to NOT enjoy the sights, the views, and oh, so wonderful VISTAS!
[Private to the MALE Professors. No TA's.]
Yeah, the wonderful vistas the women around here seem to give, anyhow. Bikinis? Niiiiice.
Besides, as I was going around town, I heard about some epileptic hooker. Apparently, when she services someone, she immediately goes into a seizure when the really good stuff is about to happen, and things just get better and better from that point on.
Strictly speaking, from a professional point of view, this is one hell of a deal. Might look into it. Not quite sure. But it sure would be an interesting thing to do, now, wouldn't it~?
That, and it seems that there are a good couple of strip bars around here. A certain establishment called 'The Jiggly Room' actually exists around here, and I'll treat y'all to a round of drinks if you decide to ditch friday's sessions. I think we ALL deserve this little break from that whole snorefest with a little eye-candy, right?
House, you're the one that came up with the entire idea, wanna spearhead the whole get-together, or not?
I'd say a good hearty 7PM would be a good time to start.
Anyhow, since I saw a complete lack of replies in House's post, I'll ask again right here:
GENTLEMEN, WHAT SAY YOU ABOUT THIS MATTER~?
And I mean it - give me a note about whether or not you're coming, and if you're NOT, you better give me a hell of a damn good reason why you're passing up watching hot young ladies wearing next to nothing and dancing to great music, all while you're sitting down taking a drink.
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[ooc: Epileptic!Hooker is actually a part of Hawkeye's canon, believe it or not, so that's why she's mentioned. XD; But really, people, this HAS to be something EPICLY EPIC. Strikes are unhackable~]
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Screw this. I'm ditching that crap. I've 'learned' enough about how we should take care about the nation's most prized little lives for they are the future, and in them, we invest a whole lot so that the future of all wizard-kind will look nice and bright. And Stuff. Really, I believe every word of it 'cause it's true. I've seen too many a kid die before having a real life. Then again, they were muggles, but a life is a life, dammit!
We're at a beach side resort for crying out loud! It's a SIN to NOT enjoy the sights, the views, and oh, so wonderful VISTAS!
[Private to the MALE Professors. No TA's.]
Yeah, the wonderful vistas the women around here seem to give, anyhow. Bikinis? Niiiiice.
Besides, as I was going around town, I heard about some epileptic hooker. Apparently, when she services someone, she immediately goes into a seizure when the really good stuff is about to happen, and things just get better and better from that point on.
Strictly speaking, from a professional point of view, this is one hell of a deal. Might look into it. Not quite sure. But it sure would be an interesting thing to do, now, wouldn't it~?
That, and it seems that there are a good couple of strip bars around here. A certain establishment called 'The Jiggly Room' actually exists around here, and I'll treat y'all to a round of drinks if you decide to ditch friday's sessions. I think we ALL deserve this little break from that whole snorefest with a little eye-candy, right?
House, you're the one that came up with the entire idea, wanna spearhead the whole get-together, or not?
I'd say a good hearty 7PM would be a good time to start.
Anyhow, since I saw a complete lack of replies in House's post, I'll ask again right here:
GENTLEMEN, WHAT SAY YOU ABOUT THIS MATTER~?
And I mean it - give me a note about whether or not you're coming, and if you're NOT, you better give me a hell of a damn good reason why you're passing up watching hot young ladies wearing next to nothing and dancing to great music, all while you're sitting down taking a drink.
[/Private]
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[ooc: Epileptic!Hooker is actually a part of Hawkeye's canon, believe it or not, so that's why she's mentioned. XD; But really, people, this HAS to be something EPICLY EPIC. Strikes are unhackable~]