Dec 17, 2007 00:19
According to the most recent report from Rodger there are many things that need addressing.
First of all, it would seem many of you are treating the House as if it were a boarding school that you were shipped to against your will.
It is not. The orphanage is an educational facility for my "Children". You all knew that when coming here. You all understood that you were hand-picked from across the globe for your skills and talents and for your abilities in intelligence, creativity and leadership. You all understood that you would be training to succeed me once I was no longer able to carry out my duties. You all understood that the House was a competitive environment and that your duties would often be stressful. Do not act as though this is all a shock to you. You all know that becoming Justice is difficult and often thankless but it must be done. Without L, the world's crime rates would rise rapidly, what we do is a service to all nations.
It has also come to my attention that my Children have found it necessary to pursue inappropriate romances, beat on each other, and skip their lessons. As things are going now a scarce few of you would ever reach the capacity to succeed my title. Please do not misunderstand what I am saying, for many of you sexual curiosity is perfectly natural but do not let it get in the way of your purpose. Abstinence would be best but I cannot enforce that by my own hand. This much deviation from the Objective this early in the game is simply unforgivable.
I will be home on the 20th. If things have not straightened out by then, I will see to your individual punishments myself, is that perfectly clear?
...Happy Holidays.