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[the_sidewinder]

This is a message for Vik:

Dear Vik.

You are not online. Therefore, you are gay.

Lots of love, Ross.

This is a message for everyone else who is online and not gay: Please comment with prompts for drabbles. I am bored and derive pleasure from writing things for people. Yeah, it's been done before, but then so has sex and no one complains

Comments

[sexy_schnitzel]

If I even see the word "Pete Wentz" I will come to your house and kill you while you sleep. That is a promise.

THAT'S GONNA PUT CHELSEY OFF, THEN.

AHAHAHAHHAHAA OH DEARY, DEARY ME.

Okay, The Horrors Sesame Street AU crack. NOW.

Also, I can has Tom/Tony Harrison?

[the_sidewinder]

DUDE I AM WRITING THE SESAME STREET CRACK AT THE MOMENT, CHAPTER ONE WILL BE DONE SOON ENOUGH.

Tom/Tony Harrison? I hate your brain. At least give me a prompt?

[sexy_schnitzel]

OH MY DEAR GOD ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS?!

Wow okay okay, remember to breathe. Remember to breathe.

Umm prompt, right.

Sunburnt.

[the_sidewinder]

OF COURSE I AM SERIOUS. BARON VON ROSSINGTON IS A MAN OF HER WORD.

i can't believe i'm actually going to write this shit

[sexy_schnitzel]

RESUUUUULT \o/