(no subject)
This is a message for Vik:
Dear Vik.
You are not online. Therefore, you are gay.
Lots of love, Ross.
This is a message for everyone else who is online and not gay:
Please comment with prompts for drabbles. I am bored and derive pleasure from writing things for people. Yeah, it's been done before, but then so has sex and no one complains about that. So yeah, anything you'd like as long as I'm likely to know the people involved.
If I even see the word "Pete Wentz" I will come to your house and kill you while you sleep. That is a promise.
Over and Out.
Dear Vik.
You are not online. Therefore, you are gay.
Lots of love, Ross.
This is a message for everyone else who is online and not gay:
Please comment with prompts for drabbles. I am bored and derive pleasure from writing things for people. Yeah, it's been done before, but then so has sex and no one complains about that. So yeah, anything you'd like as long as I'm likely to know the people involved.
If I even see the word "Pete Wentz" I will come to your house and kill you while you sleep. That is a promise.
Over and Out.