For as long as I can remember (which is admittedly not too far with my bad memory), I've had at least one friend who attempts a verbal de-pantsing of my beloved NFL by reminding me that it isn't real football (the game of soccer, to those of you readers who may be from Mars). These false euro-snobs seem to embrace every possible chance to debunk ( Read more... )

Apu from the the Simpsons convenience store made some picks for the week's NFL games. With a little reading, you can see that he didn't do a very good job at all. With such a bad showing, I worry about his picking the Bears for tonight's game. I hope we stay free of the curse of Apu. If not, I'm totally stealing a free slurpie type beverage.

Erg. I hate waiting for the Bears when they're playing in the second part of the double header. I feel all antsy.

Daaaaaaaaaaaa BearsAny weekend the Bears win (final score 38-6 putting them in first place in the NFC North) and the Packers lose (0-2 in the NFC North putting them in lastlastlast place HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) is a good one (bonus parentheses, cuz you've been good boys and girls ( Read more... )

Monday Night Football opened up with Muppets. I can only be happier if the Bears first team looks good.