If this thing gets any bigger, it's gonna have an orbit.

[Her smile fades.] Wait...you're serious?

...Maybe I should've cooled them first.

[She's not going to panic, because she's a big girl. But holy shit.]

[She strides out of the bus in a trench coat, ignoring all of the stares she gets as she disembarks. It's a good this thing is waterproof, she thinks, because beneath it sweat sheets out of her pores and collects in all sorts of uncomfortable places. Better that, though, then have anyone see these.]

After posting a general "wah my Fox show is canceled" gripe thread on SWS that's set in a bar, I noticed that there's a bar meme going on that looks pretty entertaining. So: two unrelated threads that happen to take place in bars.

SWS: Well, today was shit. [Drains glass.]

Bar meme: [She skipped desert to save room for a daiquiri. Extra whipped cream ( Read more... )

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