So two guys walk up to a movie theater...
"How about this one, Gojyo?" Hakkai asked, pointing to one of the numerous posters lining the wall. The scene depicts a lovely young woman gazing fondly at an average looking man. An over-sized image of a more mature woman towers over them, angrily clenching her fists and glaring at the happy couple. "Sister-in-law. Mary Kramer is happily engaged to her high school sweetheart, Eric Marshall. But what will happen when Mary's over-protective older sister decides to sabotage their relationship?"
"Hakkai," Gojyo sighed. "That's a chick flick."
"A chick-what?"
"It's a movie that only women want to watch."
"Ah." Hakkai stared up at the poster for a moment, trying to comprehend the reason that Gojyo seemed to believe that the movie would only be appealing to a female audience. After a moment or two he decided that it didn't matter. If Gojyo didn't like the movie, they could see something else. As he looked over the posters of available films, he found one more that caught his eye. "Then, how about this one?" The poster has an image of a woman's face covered in white, with a butterfly over her mouth. "I've heard that there's a part about a serial murderer who kills women and uses their skin to make his clothing."
"Y'know Hakkai... from now on, I think I should be the one who picks the movie."
"Hakkai," Gojyo sighed. "That's a chick flick."
"A chick-what?"
"It's a movie that only women want to watch."
"Ah." Hakkai stared up at the poster for a moment, trying to comprehend the reason that Gojyo seemed to believe that the movie would only be appealing to a female audience. After a moment or two he decided that it didn't matter. If Gojyo didn't like the movie, they could see something else. As he looked over the posters of available films, he found one more that caught his eye. "Then, how about this one?" The poster has an image of a woman's face covered in white, with a butterfly over her mouth. "I've heard that there's a part about a serial murderer who kills women and uses their skin to make his clothing."
"Y'know Hakkai... from now on, I think I should be the one who picks the movie."