I feel like a tightrope walker....the kind that aren't very good and barely make it across with their sanity and umbrella in one piece ( Read more... )

FIRST, a conversation that D and Jed (the fat orange cat) have nightly:

D:  What do you want to do tonight Jedders?

Jed: The same thing we do every night - try to take over Marina's pillow!

those bitches

SECOND, remember my bitching about ignorant locals?

Well, they can throw themselves a fucking party, the thing moved today.

Rocket Rides to new Atomic ( Read more... )