List Meme Response!
elspethsheir asked for...
Five Ways Gollum didn't lose the Ring.
It was not accidentally dropped down the bathroom sink drain when he took it off "just for a second!" to moisturize his hands. He also did not have Smeagol remove the J-bend only to find a bit of sand and one of Gimli's earrings.
It was not melted down and fashioned into gold teeth for Captain Jack Sparrow.
It was not accidentally swallowed by Sauron in a rather embarassingly miscalculated marriage proposal involving brownie a la mode.
He did not give it to Aragorn as a token of "Good Will".
It was not stolen by that she-elf... though the same could not be said for a certain horse and several lines of dialogue. (I owe that one to mrkinch!)
Five Made-Up Facts You Didn't Know about The Rev.
I'm big in Japan.
I call my left breast Cheetara and my right breast Panthro... Mrrroww!
I met Christian Bale once... I told him he was a hack and that the next script someone sent him he should swallow and choke on it.
My head is so enormous it is worshipped as a God in some very small countries. (That one is almost not not true.)
Oh, those? I buy those for the articles!
From ribby
5 7 best Bale moments in all of his films
American Psycho: The confession.
(Or, really, the whole movie.)
Equilibrium: Either the sunrise at the window, or the phonograph.
Reign of Fire: um... pecs abs a beard counts as a "moment", right?
Laurel Canyon: The scene in the car with Natascha McElhone. Seriously the hottest scene ever.
Little Women: The proposal... poor Laurie!
The Machinist: The. Whole. Fucking. Film. Although the confrontation with Stevie is, in particular, frighteningly powerful, as is the revelation.
Batman: Mercy!
5 6! arguments with Crowley Aziraphale will never win.
Aziriphale's belief that tartan is stylish.
Crowley's assumption that Snakes on a Plane is a film about an airplane that's been hi-jacked by a bunch of suave, good-looking terrorists with good taste in suits.
Aziriphale's sound reasoning that a bird could fly to the end of the universe to sharpen its beak on a mountain if and only if it had a spaceship.
Crowley's argument that the ducks in St. James' Park enjoy a bit of dunking now and then!
Aziriphale's confident belief in his dancing abilities.
Either's claim that George Bush is not on their team.
5 essential Gimli moments in the LOTR trilogy.
Complaining about Legolas.
Arguing with Legolas.
Riding behind/fighting alongside Legolas.
Smiling at Legolas.
Making stupid statements for cheap laughs... while Legolas looks on.
EDIT: thehunter came through with an Eroica request! Huzzah!
Klaus's Top Five Secret Fantasies That No One Must Ever Find Out About Or He'll Just Die
He desperately wants to get freaky with Mischa in Moscow... provided Mischa keeps the fuzzy hat on.
His secret desire to be spanked... by the butler.
Z. Alaska. Survival training. An unusually forward polar bear. An inexplicable but convenient blanket.
Dorian. Just that.
He really wants to drive Dorian's car. (This is, he admits, the most shameful of all!)
Five Ways Gollum didn't lose the Ring.
It was not accidentally dropped down the bathroom sink drain when he took it off "just for a second!" to moisturize his hands. He also did not have Smeagol remove the J-bend only to find a bit of sand and one of Gimli's earrings.
It was not melted down and fashioned into gold teeth for Captain Jack Sparrow.
It was not accidentally swallowed by Sauron in a rather embarassingly miscalculated marriage proposal involving brownie a la mode.
He did not give it to Aragorn as a token of "Good Will".
It was not stolen by that she-elf... though the same could not be said for a certain horse and several lines of dialogue. (I owe that one to mrkinch!)
Five Made-Up Facts You Didn't Know about The Rev.
I'm big in Japan.
I call my left breast Cheetara and my right breast Panthro... Mrrroww!
I met Christian Bale once... I told him he was a hack and that the next script someone sent him he should swallow and choke on it.
My head is so enormous it is worshipped as a God in some very small countries. (That one is almost not not true.)
Oh, those? I buy those for the articles!
From ribby
5 7 best Bale moments in all of his films
American Psycho: The confession.
(Or, really, the whole movie.)
Equilibrium: Either the sunrise at the window, or the phonograph.
Reign of Fire: um... pecs abs a beard counts as a "moment", right?
Laurel Canyon: The scene in the car with Natascha McElhone. Seriously the hottest scene ever.
Little Women: The proposal... poor Laurie!
The Machinist: The. Whole. Fucking. Film. Although the confrontation with Stevie is, in particular, frighteningly powerful, as is the revelation.
Batman: Mercy!
5 6! arguments with Crowley Aziraphale will never win.
Aziriphale's belief that tartan is stylish.
Crowley's assumption that Snakes on a Plane is a film about an airplane that's been hi-jacked by a bunch of suave, good-looking terrorists with good taste in suits.
Aziriphale's sound reasoning that a bird could fly to the end of the universe to sharpen its beak on a mountain if and only if it had a spaceship.
Crowley's argument that the ducks in St. James' Park enjoy a bit of dunking now and then!
Aziriphale's confident belief in his dancing abilities.
Either's claim that George Bush is not on their team.
5 essential Gimli moments in the LOTR trilogy.
Complaining about Legolas.
Arguing with Legolas.
Riding behind/fighting alongside Legolas.
Smiling at Legolas.
Making stupid statements for cheap laughs... while Legolas looks on.
EDIT: thehunter came through with an Eroica request! Huzzah!
Klaus's Top Five Secret Fantasies That No One Must Ever Find Out About Or He'll Just Die
He desperately wants to get freaky with Mischa in Moscow... provided Mischa keeps the fuzzy hat on.
His secret desire to be spanked... by the butler.
Z. Alaska. Survival training. An unusually forward polar bear. An inexplicable but convenient blanket.
Dorian. Just that.
He really wants to drive Dorian's car. (This is, he admits, the most shameful of all!)