>O!OO!O!O!O!O!
FUCKING A.
That stupid BITCH QUISTIS and her stupid BITCH classes about "how to be a total BITCH and make your BITCH for a BITCH girlfriend be a stupid BITCH to her boyfriend so that she's a constant BITCH all the time" classes are so FUCKING GHEY!!!!1 >OOO!O!O!O!O I SERIOUSLY JUST WISH I COULD PUNCH THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH! BOTH RINOA AND QuISTIS!!!!!!!!!!!@%U!*%*!( AUGH!H*%*!(%*
OKAY!!((*!$
Let me tell the fucking story from the beginning!
SO LIEK YESTERDAY, when Zell and I were heading to class and shit, we were like, talking about how fucking COOL it would be if we could get Irvine high and stick him on Zells hover-board, then shove him into the fountain on the bottom floor and watch him get electrocuted! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd!!!!!!!!!1
And dude, I was like, "DUDE THAT'D BE SO FUCKING COOL!" and Zell was like "DUDE, I KNOW!" and I was like "DUDE, THEN IRVINE WOULD BE BLACK!" and Zell was like "DUDE THAT'D ACTUALLY BE PRETTY GAY." and I was like "DUDE, WHY" and he was like "Dude, well, black people are gay and always suck dude, that'd be wicked fucking QUEER!" and I was ABOUT TO SAY, "Dude! YOu'RE SO FUCKING RI--" but then I got cut off 'cause I smashed into the door to our classroom @)________________@@@@@@@@@@@@2@%(@*!
I screamed out in pain and Zell was laughing at me! >OOO!OO!O!O ANd I was like "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK" and my nose was bleeding (Which was actually pretty sweet!! XDWDDDD!! IT LOOKED LIKE HAWIIAN PUNCH!) but Zell kept being a fag and LAUGHING, so I turned around and PUNCHED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE! >OOO!O!OO!O!OO!OO
DUDES I must've hit him like, WICKED FUCKING HARD 'cause when my fist made contact with his face, I heard this loud "PA-KKRRUUNNCHHH!!" sound like those sounds you hear on MORTAL KOMBAT when you do a FATALITY, and Zells WHOLE LOWER SET OF TEETH just came fuckin FLYING OUT OF HIS MOUTH MAN!! XDDDDDDDDDDdDDDDDDDDDDXDDDXDXD!!! He looked FUCKING PISSED afterwards, 'cause his face was all disjointed and his lips were all flappy like those black guys in Africas!! XDDDdXDDXXD
I was laughing SO HARD, but then Zell just fuckin like, CAME AFTER ME like "UPDOWNLEFTRIGHT+A >8E!!!" and I was like "8O OH SHIT" But JUST as Zell was about to hit me with his ultimate death-blow thing, I remembered MY AWESOME TEQNIQUE--the "FUCK YOU ZELL YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS" teqnique, and I TOTALLY got all LEFTDIAGNOLUPDIAGNOLRIGHT+xy on his FUCKING ASS!!!!!1 >OOO!O!OO!O!
It was just as our FISTS OF FUCKING DEATH collided and made little tiny mushroom clouds that the door to class opened, and Quistis was standing there looking at our bloody faces and said "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO GAY FAGS WHO ARE HAVING SEX WITH THEIR FISTS DOING OUT HERE!!:!??!?!!(!$*!? =OOOO!O!"
Zell and I were like "8|" and she was like ">8|" and I was like ">8|" and she was like ">8E" and ZELL was like "PIE!!!??!?!$*(!$%!*" and I was like *fart*... Then Quistis' face turned red and shit and I was like "XDDDDD!!!!!! DUDE YOUR FUCKING FACE IS RED YOU'RE FUCKING GAY!!!" but she just slapped me across the fucking FACE (really hard ;_;, I nearly peed myself) and said "DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY I'M A WOMAN I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT SHIT!"
Then Zell was like "Dude you SO have to take that shit 'cause women are totally inferior and belong in kitchens!" and I was like "YEAH!" but Quistis looked at us liek "WTF!??!?!?!?!" and then SLAPPED ME A-FUCKING-GAIN, and I was about ready to take out my penis and whip her in the fucking face with it, see how much SHE liked it but then she started SCREAMING at us REALLY LOUD--LIKE, so loud that the vien in her neck was like HUGE. It looked like it was going to pop, too! XDDD I wanted to poke it with a knife =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BUT ANYWAYS SHE WAS LIKE "WOMEN HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW WE ARE JUST AS GOOD AS MEN ARE AND I'M TEACHING EVERY GIRL HOW TO NOT TAKE SHIT FROM ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!!!1" and she pointed into her classroom full of chicks, and I was like... STaring at their boobs and crotches but then QUISTIS STARTED BEING A FUCKING BITCH and was like "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN CLASS SO FUCK YOU" then GET THIS
GET THIS OMG
THat BITCH SLAMMED THE FUCKING DOOR IN OUR FACES!!!!!!!!!!*%!%@*(*! >OOO!O!O!O!O
.... And blood splattered everywhere which was pretty cool XDDDd!!!
BUT ANYWAYS, YEAH. So the rest of the day Zell and I went to infermary, got our faces bandaged up and then we walked around for a little, looking for that kid who runs laps so we could pants him in public and make fun of his prepubescent penis in front of girls so they could laugh at him and say "OMG YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK LOL!!" but we never found the fucker (well we DID, but the asshole kept running from us!! >OOO!O!O!O) so we had to settle with Irvine instead =/
XDDDDDDd so when we found Irvine (who was in his dorm with his hand down his pants and rubbing himself all weird like and making funny noises, and had white shit on his face) we tackled the shit out of him first, Zell punched him in the nuts, then we dragged him outside kicking and screaming and took his pants off in front of a group of cactuars (all the girls were missing for some reason!!!!1/?/???! =OOO!OO!)
The catuars didn't seem too happy =/ 'cause once Irvine had his pants down they all started like, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH and twitching and stuff, and then like, the shot off fucking SPINES AT US! 8/!!!!%*@(%*@LOLRONFLMFAONPJKYSTY We were all like "OW!!!!!$*!**" 'cause spines were stabbing into our flesh and we were all bleeding again, and Irvine, well, looked like he had REALLY SHARP PUBES but anyways YEAH, we all started running.. back to the garden...
AND!!! >OOOO!O!
When we got there all the women were back!
At first I was like "=D" but then when I saw how all the girls looked, EVEN RINOA!!! They all had a shaved heads and also had a shwaschitc nazi signs tatooted on their foreheads!! THen I was like "=|" and before I could even like, fucking ASK anything, all the girls turned to us and shot LAZERS OUT OF THEIR FUCKING EYES and screamed to us in LATIN or some GAY LANGUAGE LIKE THAT--so we all ran screaming on fire to my dorm, and we've been here ever since.
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THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE JUST LIEK THE YMCA and if you ASK ME, it's pretty FUCKING GAY!!!!!!1 I tried talking to Riona but she just said that I had no control over her and if I tried talking to her again she was going to push me out of a concentration camp tower! >_____________<;:"!:!!!!!!!!1
>OOO I SWEAR I FUCKING HATE WOMEN, WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY JUST STAY IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK FOR ME WHILE THEY BLEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS!!!!?!??!?!?!!1 IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!!!!!!11XOOOO!!!!1
That stupid BITCH QUISTIS and her stupid BITCH classes about "how to be a total BITCH and make your BITCH for a BITCH girlfriend be a stupid BITCH to her boyfriend so that she's a constant BITCH all the time" classes are so FUCKING GHEY!!!!1 >OOO!O!O!O!O I SERIOUSLY JUST WISH I COULD PUNCH THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THAT BITCH! BOTH RINOA AND QuISTIS!!!!!!!!!!!@%U!*%*!( AUGH!H*%*!(%*
OKAY!!((*!$
Let me tell the fucking story from the beginning!
SO LIEK YESTERDAY, when Zell and I were heading to class and shit, we were like, talking about how fucking COOL it would be if we could get Irvine high and stick him on Zells hover-board, then shove him into the fountain on the bottom floor and watch him get electrocuted! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd!!!!!!!!!1
And dude, I was like, "DUDE THAT'D BE SO FUCKING COOL!" and Zell was like "DUDE, I KNOW!" and I was like "DUDE, THEN IRVINE WOULD BE BLACK!" and Zell was like "DUDE THAT'D ACTUALLY BE PRETTY GAY." and I was like "DUDE, WHY" and he was like "Dude, well, black people are gay and always suck dude, that'd be wicked fucking QUEER!" and I was ABOUT TO SAY, "Dude! YOu'RE SO FUCKING RI--" but then I got cut off 'cause I smashed into the door to our classroom @)________________@@@@@@@@@@@@2@%(@*!
I screamed out in pain and Zell was laughing at me! >OOO!OO!O!O ANd I was like "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK" and my nose was bleeding (Which was actually pretty sweet!! XDWDDDD!! IT LOOKED LIKE HAWIIAN PUNCH!) but Zell kept being a fag and LAUGHING, so I turned around and PUNCHED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE! >OOO!O!OO!O!OO!OO
DUDES I must've hit him like, WICKED FUCKING HARD 'cause when my fist made contact with his face, I heard this loud "PA-KKRRUUNNCHHH!!" sound like those sounds you hear on MORTAL KOMBAT when you do a FATALITY, and Zells WHOLE LOWER SET OF TEETH just came fuckin FLYING OUT OF HIS MOUTH MAN!! XDDDDDDDDDDdDDDDDDDDDDXDDDXDXD!!! He looked FUCKING PISSED afterwards, 'cause his face was all disjointed and his lips were all flappy like those black guys in Africas!! XDDDdXDDXXD
I was laughing SO HARD, but then Zell just fuckin like, CAME AFTER ME like "UPDOWNLEFTRIGHT+A >8E!!!" and I was like "8O OH SHIT" But JUST as Zell was about to hit me with his ultimate death-blow thing, I remembered MY AWESOME TEQNIQUE--the "FUCK YOU ZELL YOU CAN SUCK MY ASS" teqnique, and I TOTALLY got all LEFTDIAGNOLUPDIAGNOLRIGHT+xy on his FUCKING ASS!!!!!1 >OOO!O!OO!O!
It was just as our FISTS OF FUCKING DEATH collided and made little tiny mushroom clouds that the door to class opened, and Quistis was standing there looking at our bloody faces and said "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO GAY FAGS WHO ARE HAVING SEX WITH THEIR FISTS DOING OUT HERE!!:!??!?!!(!$*!? =OOOO!O!"
Zell and I were like "8|" and she was like ">8|" and I was like ">8|" and she was like ">8E" and ZELL was like "PIE!!!??!?!$*(!$%!*" and I was like *fart*... Then Quistis' face turned red and shit and I was like "XDDDDD!!!!!! DUDE YOUR FUCKING FACE IS RED YOU'RE FUCKING GAY!!!" but she just slapped me across the fucking FACE (really hard ;_;, I nearly peed myself) and said "DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY I'M A WOMAN I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT SHIT!"
Then Zell was like "Dude you SO have to take that shit 'cause women are totally inferior and belong in kitchens!" and I was like "YEAH!" but Quistis looked at us liek "WTF!??!?!?!?!" and then SLAPPED ME A-FUCKING-GAIN, and I was about ready to take out my penis and whip her in the fucking face with it, see how much SHE liked it but then she started SCREAMING at us REALLY LOUD--LIKE, so loud that the vien in her neck was like HUGE. It looked like it was going to pop, too! XDDD I wanted to poke it with a knife =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BUT ANYWAYS SHE WAS LIKE "WOMEN HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW WE ARE JUST AS GOOD AS MEN ARE AND I'M TEACHING EVERY GIRL HOW TO NOT TAKE SHIT FROM ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ANYMORE!!!!!1" and she pointed into her classroom full of chicks, and I was like... STaring at their boobs and crotches but then QUISTIS STARTED BEING A FUCKING BITCH and was like "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN CLASS SO FUCK YOU" then GET THIS
GET THIS OMG
THat BITCH SLAMMED THE FUCKING DOOR IN OUR FACES!!!!!!!!!!*%!%@*(*! >OOO!O!O!O!O
.... And blood splattered everywhere which was pretty cool XDDDd!!!
BUT ANYWAYS, YEAH. So the rest of the day Zell and I went to infermary, got our faces bandaged up and then we walked around for a little, looking for that kid who runs laps so we could pants him in public and make fun of his prepubescent penis in front of girls so they could laugh at him and say "OMG YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK LOL!!" but we never found the fucker (well we DID, but the asshole kept running from us!! >OOO!O!O!O) so we had to settle with Irvine instead =/
XDDDDDDd so when we found Irvine (who was in his dorm with his hand down his pants and rubbing himself all weird like and making funny noises, and had white shit on his face) we tackled the shit out of him first, Zell punched him in the nuts, then we dragged him outside kicking and screaming and took his pants off in front of a group of cactuars (all the girls were missing for some reason!!!!1/?/???! =OOO!OO!)
The catuars didn't seem too happy =/ 'cause once Irvine had his pants down they all started like, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH and twitching and stuff, and then like, the shot off fucking SPINES AT US! 8/!!!!%*@(%*@LOLRONFLMFAONPJKYSTY We were all like "OW!!!!!$*!**" 'cause spines were stabbing into our flesh and we were all bleeding again, and Irvine, well, looked like he had REALLY SHARP PUBES but anyways YEAH, we all started running.. back to the garden...
AND!!! >OOOO!O!
When we got there all the women were back!
At first I was like "=D" but then when I saw how all the girls looked, EVEN RINOA!!! They all had a shaved heads and also had a shwaschitc nazi signs tatooted on their foreheads!! THen I was like "=|" and before I could even like, fucking ASK anything, all the girls turned to us and shot LAZERS OUT OF THEIR FUCKING EYES and screamed to us in LATIN or some GAY LANGUAGE LIKE THAT--so we all ran screaming on fire to my dorm, and we've been here ever since.
>=|
THIS IS TURNING OUT TO BE JUST LIEK THE YMCA and if you ASK ME, it's pretty FUCKING GAY!!!!!!1 I tried talking to Riona but she just said that I had no control over her and if I tried talking to her again she was going to push me out of a concentration camp tower! >_____________<;:"!:!!!!!!!!1
>OOO I SWEAR I FUCKING HATE WOMEN, WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY JUST STAY IN THE KITCHEN AND COOK FOR ME WHILE THEY BLEED OUT OF THEIR VAGINAS!!!!?!??!?!?!!1 IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!!!!!!11XOOOO!!!!1