!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??1/1//!?!U$%*!&*27528 YOUR MOM!!!!
WOAH. WOAH. WOOOOOO-AHHHH!!!!!119148418($!*
DUDES!! It's been LEIK, FUCKING FOR-EVERRRRRR since I last updated this STUPID FUCKING BITCH FOR A JOURNAL >OOO!O!OO!OOO!!O1
But I have a really good reason for why I wasn't around, MMMMMMKAAY GIRL? GALS!? LOV-ERRRS!!!??!1!($ ALRIGHt. Well shUT UP AND LET ME TELL YOU MY STORY OR I'M SERIOUSLY--SERIOUSLY--GOING TO GO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE!! T______T I'm so serious, I hate myself. I'm sick of living. I want to go slit my wrists right
OKAY!!!1
SO, over the past like 45-BILLION MONTHS ME, Zell, Irvine, and those bitches we hang out with have been doing LIEK, ALL SORTS OF STUFF. Okay well half the stuff I forgot because last night I TOTALLY smoked it up with Headmaster Cid XDXPXDXDDdddDD and UH, I don' tknow I guess I smashed my head into a couple of stuff when I was trying to get back onto the deck and Nida was bashing my temples between the elevator
BUT ANYWAYS I DO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY DURING CLASSES!!!1 =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OKAY
SO, I was sitting there at my DESK, MMKAY? ANd I was checking out this chicks ASS and my hands were rubbing down the crotch of my pants real funny like, and JUST as I was feeling all tingly down there THAT STUPID BITCH QUISTIS CAME UP TO MY DESK AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING POINTER!!! >OOO!O!O!OO!
I was like ">8| WHAT THE FUCK QUISTIS YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID BITCH!!!!????!1/1//!$$*% XDD LOL!!!" and she was like "SQUALL STOP GIZZING YOU FUCKER" and I didn't know WHAT THE FUCK SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, so I ripped the pointer out of her hands, and STABBED HER IN THE FUCKING KNEECAPS WITH IT!! XD!!! She started screaming and crying, and then she fell over holding her legs which were squirting blood all over the place!!
I was laughing SO HARD that I shit honeycomb out of my ass but then Seifer decided to be GAY and lecture me about womens rights and shit! He was like "T_______T SQUALL DON'T DO THAT WOMEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW!!?!??!" and I was like "WHAT-EVERRRR THEY DON'T HAVE FEELINGS IT'S PMS YOU RETARD" then he looked at me like "8|" and I looked at him like ">8|" and he was like "<8|" and I was like ">O" and he was like "<8'|" and then I totally PULLED DOWN MY PANTS, took out that honey comb and threw it in his face!!
There was like shit and bee's all over the thing too so my hand smelled like shit and had squashed bees on it BUT I DIDN'T CARE!! 'CAUSE ONCE the honeycomb hit Seifers face he got like, SHIT IN HIS FUCKING EYES and BEES were stinging him in the FACE!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!;;!!;?1!(48 He started screaming and crying too and he tipped over in his seat, and he fell RIGHT ON TOP OF QUISTIS and she screamed and bled all over!
I was laughing SO HARD that I peed myself and I mean leki PEED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE the CLASS WAS LIKE ANKLE-DEEP IN MY URINE and then they had to evacuate. =/
ANYWAYS!!!!!!!1 After class was dissmissed I went down to the cafeteria and met up with my homeboy ZELL, and he was eating his hamburgers AS USUAL, and I was like "DUDE, WHAT'S UP!!??!?!1!58%U" when ALL OF A SUDDEN there was this gunshot, and Zell screamed and fell off his chair! I was like "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" and Zell was just... laying there... in a puddle of red stuff... I think it was ketchup... BUT ANYWAYS SO YEAH, I was like "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?" and I turned around, and there was LEIK, THE GAYEST FUCKING THING I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!1 And I'm not even kidding when I say it was the gayest fucking thing I mean what I saw was so FUCKING GAY that even the gay society would be like "DUDE THAT'S SO GAY" and then they'd be HOMOPHOBES!!!1
WHAT I SAW WAS
RAJIN WITH A PINK ALLIGATOR WITH A SHOT-GUN IN IT'S MOUTH WITH A HAND ATTACHED TO THE TRIGGER!!! =OOOOO!!1
I was like ">8| DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!" and Rajin was like "WHATSA UPSA A SINGA TUUBA YA KNOW!?" and I was ABOUT to just take off my belt and RAZOR HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF when all of a sudden that FUCKING PINK ALLIGATOR WITH A SHOTGUN IN ITS MOUTH just shot me in my FUCKING LEG!! I was like "OW YOU STUPID FUCKING GAY PINK ALLIgATOR YOUR MOM IS A LESBIAN" but I don't think it understood INTELLIGENT talk because it shot off another bullet! >O
It missed me but Rajin was like "YEAH I BUSTA TUUBA DUUBA WITHA THISA ALLIGATOR BATOR TUUBA YA KNOW!!?!?!?!" and DUDES I DIDN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND ANYTHING HE SAID so I was sort of pissed off. NO, actually, I WAS PISSED OFF!!!!! >OOOO!O!OO!O I was SO PISSED OFF that I was like ">O!!O!OO! I SHIT FIRE AT YOU!!" and that's what I did!! I bent right over and just shit the hardest I've EVER SHIT IN MY LIFE and all that friction in my ass caused flames to burn right through my pants and LIGHT RAJIN AND HIS STUPID FUCKING GAY PINK ALLIGATOR ON FIRE!!!!1
After about 358395 hours of flaming shit I finally stopped and Raijin was black....er. And he wasn't moving. ANd his pink alligator was black too. Rajin fell over and was smoking and I just stood there and stared at him. And the more I stared at him the MORE PISSED OFF I GOT AT THAT FUCKING ALLIGATOR so I just walked over and STOMPED ON THE FUCKING THING!!! >LOOOOOgjs(%@#*%(@*%^(3968@(%*
But dudes, GET THIS =ooOO!O!O!Oo1O!OO$O!$
WHEN I STOMPED ON IT, IRVINE TOTALLY JUST CAME POPPING OUT Of ITS MOUTH!!!1 =OOO!OO!OO$*!
I WAS LIKE "DUDE!!!" and Irvine was like, slimey and "UhghugHHUGhh" and I was laughing SO HARD because Irvine looked like he was covered in vaginal secretions and then he was like "ga(hghug" and fell over too! XDDDDDdd I stood there laughing SO HARD until I just like blacked out or something and I woke up in the infermary!
The doctor told me I had been in a coma for 4 months but she's a BITCH AND I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY!!!!! >OO!OO!O~O$(!($*!
SO anyways like nothing else has been going on. Zell and I are going to go head out for the movies though!! =DDDDDDDd QWe're going to go see "THE ITALIAN MOB JOB DO DOB DEE" but only so we can throw womens panties filled with shit at the kids making out in the theaters! XDDDDDDDD!!! IT'S GOING TO ROCK!!!!!!!!!11!$*&%&!
SO OKAY ICAN'T SAY ANYTHING SO BYE ASSHOLES!!!!!!1
DUDES!! It's been LEIK, FUCKING FOR-EVERRRRRR since I last updated this STUPID FUCKING BITCH FOR A JOURNAL >OOO!O!OO!OOO!!O1
But I have a really good reason for why I wasn't around, MMMMMMKAAY GIRL? GALS!? LOV-ERRRS!!!??!1!($ ALRIGHt. Well shUT UP AND LET ME TELL YOU MY STORY OR I'M SERIOUSLY--SERIOUSLY--GOING TO GO SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FACE!! T______T I'm so serious, I hate myself. I'm sick of living. I want to go slit my wrists right
OKAY!!!1
SO, over the past like 45-BILLION MONTHS ME, Zell, Irvine, and those bitches we hang out with have been doing LIEK, ALL SORTS OF STUFF. Okay well half the stuff I forgot because last night I TOTALLY smoked it up with Headmaster Cid XDXPXDXDDdddDD and UH, I don' tknow I guess I smashed my head into a couple of stuff when I was trying to get back onto the deck and Nida was bashing my temples between the elevator
BUT ANYWAYS I DO REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER DAY DURING CLASSES!!!1 =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OKAY
SO, I was sitting there at my DESK, MMKAY? ANd I was checking out this chicks ASS and my hands were rubbing down the crotch of my pants real funny like, and JUST as I was feeling all tingly down there THAT STUPID BITCH QUISTIS CAME UP TO MY DESK AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING POINTER!!! >OOO!O!O!OO!
I was like ">8| WHAT THE FUCK QUISTIS YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID BITCH!!!!????!1/1//!$$*% XDD LOL!!!" and she was like "SQUALL STOP GIZZING YOU FUCKER" and I didn't know WHAT THE FUCK SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT, so I ripped the pointer out of her hands, and STABBED HER IN THE FUCKING KNEECAPS WITH IT!! XD!!! She started screaming and crying, and then she fell over holding her legs which were squirting blood all over the place!!
I was laughing SO HARD that I shit honeycomb out of my ass but then Seifer decided to be GAY and lecture me about womens rights and shit! He was like "T_______T SQUALL DON'T DO THAT WOMEN HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW!!?!??!" and I was like "WHAT-EVERRRR THEY DON'T HAVE FEELINGS IT'S PMS YOU RETARD" then he looked at me like "8|" and I looked at him like ">8|" and he was like "<8|" and I was like ">O" and he was like "<8'|" and then I totally PULLED DOWN MY PANTS, took out that honey comb and threw it in his face!!
There was like shit and bee's all over the thing too so my hand smelled like shit and had squashed bees on it BUT I DIDN'T CARE!! 'CAUSE ONCE the honeycomb hit Seifers face he got like, SHIT IN HIS FUCKING EYES and BEES were stinging him in the FACE!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!;;!!;?1!(48 He started screaming and crying too and he tipped over in his seat, and he fell RIGHT ON TOP OF QUISTIS and she screamed and bled all over!
I was laughing SO HARD that I peed myself and I mean leki PEED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE the CLASS WAS LIKE ANKLE-DEEP IN MY URINE and then they had to evacuate. =/
ANYWAYS!!!!!!!1 After class was dissmissed I went down to the cafeteria and met up with my homeboy ZELL, and he was eating his hamburgers AS USUAL, and I was like "DUDE, WHAT'S UP!!??!?!1!58%U" when ALL OF A SUDDEN there was this gunshot, and Zell screamed and fell off his chair! I was like "DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" and Zell was just... laying there... in a puddle of red stuff... I think it was ketchup... BUT ANYWAYS SO YEAH, I was like "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?" and I turned around, and there was LEIK, THE GAYEST FUCKING THING I HAD EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!1 And I'm not even kidding when I say it was the gayest fucking thing I mean what I saw was so FUCKING GAY that even the gay society would be like "DUDE THAT'S SO GAY" and then they'd be HOMOPHOBES!!!1
WHAT I SAW WAS
RAJIN WITH A PINK ALLIGATOR WITH A SHOT-GUN IN IT'S MOUTH WITH A HAND ATTACHED TO THE TRIGGER!!! =OOOOO!!1
I was like ">8| DUDE WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS SO FUCKING GAY!!!!" and Rajin was like "WHATSA UPSA A SINGA TUUBA YA KNOW!?" and I was ABOUT to just take off my belt and RAZOR HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF when all of a sudden that FUCKING PINK ALLIGATOR WITH A SHOTGUN IN ITS MOUTH just shot me in my FUCKING LEG!! I was like "OW YOU STUPID FUCKING GAY PINK ALLIgATOR YOUR MOM IS A LESBIAN" but I don't think it understood INTELLIGENT talk because it shot off another bullet! >O
It missed me but Rajin was like "YEAH I BUSTA TUUBA DUUBA WITHA THISA ALLIGATOR BATOR TUUBA YA KNOW!!?!?!?!" and DUDES I DIDN'T FUCKING UNDERSTAND ANYTHING HE SAID so I was sort of pissed off. NO, actually, I WAS PISSED OFF!!!!! >OOOO!O!OO!O I was SO PISSED OFF that I was like ">O!!O!OO! I SHIT FIRE AT YOU!!" and that's what I did!! I bent right over and just shit the hardest I've EVER SHIT IN MY LIFE and all that friction in my ass caused flames to burn right through my pants and LIGHT RAJIN AND HIS STUPID FUCKING GAY PINK ALLIGATOR ON FIRE!!!!1
After about 358395 hours of flaming shit I finally stopped and Raijin was black....er. And he wasn't moving. ANd his pink alligator was black too. Rajin fell over and was smoking and I just stood there and stared at him. And the more I stared at him the MORE PISSED OFF I GOT AT THAT FUCKING ALLIGATOR so I just walked over and STOMPED ON THE FUCKING THING!!! >LOOOOOgjs(%@#*%(@*%^(3968@(%*
But dudes, GET THIS =ooOO!O!O!Oo1O!OO$O!$
WHEN I STOMPED ON IT, IRVINE TOTALLY JUST CAME POPPING OUT Of ITS MOUTH!!!1 =OOO!OO!OO$*!
I WAS LIKE "DUDE!!!" and Irvine was like, slimey and "UhghugHHUGhh" and I was laughing SO HARD because Irvine looked like he was covered in vaginal secretions and then he was like "ga(hghug" and fell over too! XDDDDDdd I stood there laughing SO HARD until I just like blacked out or something and I woke up in the infermary!
The doctor told me I had been in a coma for 4 months but she's a BITCH AND I DON'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY!!!!! >OO!OO!O~O$(!($*!
SO anyways like nothing else has been going on. Zell and I are going to go head out for the movies though!! =DDDDDDDd QWe're going to go see "THE ITALIAN MOB JOB DO DOB DEE" but only so we can throw womens panties filled with shit at the kids making out in the theaters! XDDDDDDDD!!! IT'S GOING TO ROCK!!!!!!!!!11!$*&%&!
SO OKAY ICAN'T SAY ANYTHING SO BYE ASSHOLES!!!!!!1