LETTER MEME

[the_randomist]

Dear emmyatthedisco,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it the first of May in your apartment when I saw you carve your initials into my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a

Comments

[emmyatthedisco]

you kept my ear?! Creeper!

[the_randomist]

XDDDDDDDD

[emmyatthedisco]

=P