LETTER MEME
Dear emmyatthedisco,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it the first of May in your apartment when I saw you carve your initials into my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the reincarnation as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
- the_randomist
How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ when I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
BlueOur romance is overRedOur affair is overWhiteI'll join the monasteryBlackI dislike youGreenOur horoscope doesn't matchGreyYou're a pervertYellowI'm selling myselfPinkYour nostrils are insultingBrownThe mafia wants youNo shirtYou're a loserOtherI'm in love with your sister2. Which is your birth month?
JanuaryThat nightFebruaryLast yearMarchWhen your dwarf bit meAprilWhen I tripped on sesame seedsMayFirst of MayJuneWhen you put cuffs on meJulyWhen I threw upAugustWhen I saw the shrunken headSeptemberWhen we skinny dippedOctoberWhen I quoted SantaNovemberWhen your dog ran amokDecemberWhen I changed tennis shoes3. Which food do you prefer?
TacosIn your apartmentPizzaIn your camping carPastaOutside of ChicagoHamburgersUnder the busSaladAs you ate enchiladaChickenIn your closetKabobWith Paris HiltonFishIn women's clothingSandwichesAt the Hare Krishna graduationLasagnaAt the mental hospitalHot dogUnder a state of tranceNone of the aboveWith George Bush and his wife4. What's the color of your socks?
YellowHit onRedInsultBlackIgnoreBlueKnock outPurplePour syrup onWhiteCarve your initials intoGreyPull the clothes offBrownPut leeches onOrangeCastratePinkPull the toupee offBarefootSit onOtherDrive out5. What's the color of your underwear?
BlackMy best friendWhiteMy fatherGreyBill ClintonBrownMy fart balloonPurpleMy mustard souffléRedDonald DuckBlueMy avocado plantYellowMy penpal in GhanaOrangeMy Kid Rock-collectionPinkManchester United's goalkeeperNoneMy John F. Kennedy-statueOtherThe crazy monk6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
ScrubsManO.C.EmotionalOne Tree HillOpenHeroesFrostbittenLostHighHouseScarredSimpsonsCowardlyThe newsMongolicIdolMasochisticFamily GuySenileTop ModelMiddle-classNone of the aboveAshamed7. Your mood right now?
HappyHow awful I've feltSadHow boring you areBoredThat Santa doesn't existAngryThat your pimples are at the last stageDepressedThat we're cousinsExcitedThat there is no solution to this.NervousThe middle-eastWorriedThat your Honda sucksApatheticThat I did a sex-changeAshamedThat I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddlyThat I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyedThat I'm openOtherThat Extreme Home Makeover sucks8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
WhiteYour ringYellowYour love lettersRedYour Darth Vader-posterBlackYour tame stoneBlueThe couch cushionsGreenThe pictures from LAOrangeYour false teethBrownYour contact bookGreyOur matching snoopy-bibsPurpleYour old lottery couponsPinkThe cut toenailsOtherYour memories from the military service9. The first letter of your first name?
A/BYour photoC/DThe oil stocksE/FYour neighbour MartinG/HMy virginityI/JThe results of your blood-sampleK/LYour left earM/NYour suicide noteO/PMy common senseQ/RYour momS/TYour collection of butterfliesU/VYour criminal recordW/XDavid's tricot outfitsY/ZYour grades from college10. The last letter in your last name?
A/BAlways will rememberC/DNever will forgetE/FAlways wanted to breakG/HNever openly mockedI/JAlways have felt dirty beforeK/LWill tell the authorities aboutM/NTold in my confession today aboutO/PWas interviewed by the Times aboutQ/RTold my psychiatrist aboutS/TGet sick when I think ofU/VAlways will try to forgetW/XAm better off withoutY/ZNever liked11. What do you prefer to drink?
WaterOur friendshipBeerSenilitySoft drinkA new life as a cloneSodaThe incarnation as an eskimoMilkThe apartment buildingWineCocaine abuseCiderA passionate interest for miceJuiceOprah Winfrey imitationsMineral waterEmbarrassing rashHot chocolateEggplant-fetishismWhiskyTo ruin the second world warOtherTo hate the Boston Celtics12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
ThailandWarm regardsUSABest regardsEnglandGood luck on your short-term leave from jailSpainGo and drown yourselfChinaDisgusting regardsGermanyWith easeJapanGo burnGreeceYour everlasting enemyAustraliaGreetings to your frog LeonardEgyptFuck off nowFranceIn painOtherGreetings to your freaky family
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it the first of May in your apartment when I saw you carve your initials into my mustard souffle. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before the reincarnation as an Eskimo.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
- the_randomist
How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ when I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
BlueOur romance is overRedOur affair is overWhiteI'll join the monasteryBlackI dislike youGreenOur horoscope doesn't matchGreyYou're a pervertYellowI'm selling myselfPinkYour nostrils are insultingBrownThe mafia wants youNo shirtYou're a loserOtherI'm in love with your sister2. Which is your birth month?
JanuaryThat nightFebruaryLast yearMarchWhen your dwarf bit meAprilWhen I tripped on sesame seedsMayFirst of MayJuneWhen you put cuffs on meJulyWhen I threw upAugustWhen I saw the shrunken headSeptemberWhen we skinny dippedOctoberWhen I quoted SantaNovemberWhen your dog ran amokDecemberWhen I changed tennis shoes3. Which food do you prefer?
TacosIn your apartmentPizzaIn your camping carPastaOutside of ChicagoHamburgersUnder the busSaladAs you ate enchiladaChickenIn your closetKabobWith Paris HiltonFishIn women's clothingSandwichesAt the Hare Krishna graduationLasagnaAt the mental hospitalHot dogUnder a state of tranceNone of the aboveWith George Bush and his wife4. What's the color of your socks?
YellowHit onRedInsultBlackIgnoreBlueKnock outPurplePour syrup onWhiteCarve your initials intoGreyPull the clothes offBrownPut leeches onOrangeCastratePinkPull the toupee offBarefootSit onOtherDrive out5. What's the color of your underwear?
BlackMy best friendWhiteMy fatherGreyBill ClintonBrownMy fart balloonPurpleMy mustard souffléRedDonald DuckBlueMy avocado plantYellowMy penpal in GhanaOrangeMy Kid Rock-collectionPinkManchester United's goalkeeperNoneMy John F. Kennedy-statueOtherThe crazy monk6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
ScrubsManO.C.EmotionalOne Tree HillOpenHeroesFrostbittenLostHighHouseScarredSimpsonsCowardlyThe newsMongolicIdolMasochisticFamily GuySenileTop ModelMiddle-classNone of the aboveAshamed7. Your mood right now?
HappyHow awful I've feltSadHow boring you areBoredThat Santa doesn't existAngryThat your pimples are at the last stageDepressedThat we're cousinsExcitedThat there is no solution to this.NervousThe middle-eastWorriedThat your Honda sucksApatheticThat I did a sex-changeAshamedThat I'm allergic to your hamsterCuddlyThat I get turned on by garbage menOverjoyedThat I'm openOtherThat Extreme Home Makeover sucks8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
WhiteYour ringYellowYour love lettersRedYour Darth Vader-posterBlackYour tame stoneBlueThe couch cushionsGreenThe pictures from LAOrangeYour false teethBrownYour contact bookGreyOur matching snoopy-bibsPurpleYour old lottery couponsPinkThe cut toenailsOtherYour memories from the military service9. The first letter of your first name?
A/BYour photoC/DThe oil stocksE/FYour neighbour MartinG/HMy virginityI/JThe results of your blood-sampleK/LYour left earM/NYour suicide noteO/PMy common senseQ/RYour momS/TYour collection of butterfliesU/VYour criminal recordW/XDavid's tricot outfitsY/ZYour grades from college10. The last letter in your last name?
A/BAlways will rememberC/DNever will forgetE/FAlways wanted to breakG/HNever openly mockedI/JAlways have felt dirty beforeK/LWill tell the authorities aboutM/NTold in my confession today aboutO/PWas interviewed by the Times aboutQ/RTold my psychiatrist aboutS/TGet sick when I think ofU/VAlways will try to forgetW/XAm better off withoutY/ZNever liked11. What do you prefer to drink?
WaterOur friendshipBeerSenilitySoft drinkA new life as a cloneSodaThe incarnation as an eskimoMilkThe apartment buildingWineCocaine abuseCiderA passionate interest for miceJuiceOprah Winfrey imitationsMineral waterEmbarrassing rashHot chocolateEggplant-fetishismWhiskyTo ruin the second world warOtherTo hate the Boston Celtics12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
ThailandWarm regardsUSABest regardsEnglandGood luck on your short-term leave from jailSpainGo and drown yourselfChinaDisgusting regardsGermanyWith easeJapanGo burnGreeceYour everlasting enemyAustraliaGreetings to your frog LeonardEgyptFuck off nowFranceIn painOtherGreetings to your freaky family