How close is close enough?

[the_only_anthem]

So yeah, I've deicded I think the only reasons I'd come back from college are:

• Private shower/bathrooms - I can pee/poo/shower without feeling like a billion people are watching, or like...having to rush cuz someone needs something...and not hear the boys in their bathroom
  
• To see my buddies still in high school and talk to my teachers...the good ones
• Free Laundry - I dont like that it's 1.50 to wash and 1.25 to dry....fuck you guys, I pay enough tuition as it is, good thing I only do laundry every 3 weeks
  
• Homecooked food - Warren food is good, it just makes you poo and it's always the same old shit

Other than that there's no reason to come back, I <3 college and my life. That's just how it goes, high school is so far away, so long ago, lol, there's really nothing there for me, even in memories.

I really hope everything works out, cuz I need my mini-vacation from reality