"When Life Gives You Mustord..."
Make tuna fish sandwiches.
Oh yes, I still say that Ron White asshole can fuck off.
So, there we were. 1:30 in the morning, Lealer, Bean, and I are heading to the park. We get there, throw our bags in the trunk, and head of to the fort (later dubbed, Fort de River Ninja.) Good times. Bean stops dead in his tracks and exclaims, "Uh, I am going to go shut the windows in the car, I'll meet up with you guys at the fort."
After I smelled the rain, we all concurred, parted, and went our separate ways. Lealer and I were bullshitting about stupid shite, mexicans, and therepists while the Fort was in plain site. As we came closer to our destination of sorts, we saw that the lights were still on (like they were earlier in the evening.) I shook my head and said, "Stupid fucks, did they really think that lights would scare us away?"
Before we know it, we are jamming in the fort and I had lit up a fag and began to relax...until lealer exclaimed, "DOOD, there is fucking headlights right there!"
I looked over my shoulder, cursed the heavens, replied, "Now my friend, we get the fuck out of here!"
So, I am litrally jumping out of the fort, and running thinking, "PIG! PIG! PIG!" Until of course Lealer brings to my attention that, "running will make us looks suspicious." lol. I never was the brains of the outfit.
So, we partake in a brisk walk back to where we left Bean, and I am like, "FUCK THOSE STUPID PIGS!"
Finally, and it really did seem like eternity, we made it back to the parking lot, and much to our dismay Bean was not there...and neither was his car. I then took a moment to thank christ, and wipe the perspiration from my forehead. Lealer and I both laughed, and said, "Bean."
Well, now that, that has been said...
The night had just begun for us, and we video taped a bunch of good shite at Fort de River Ninja. Lealer was the narrator, Bean was the mayor, and I laughed unrelentlessy in the background. While this might seem like, maybe, I dunno...a porno from hell. I assure you, it was not. But, did anyone know that there is shit all over the stage in the corner!? FOF.
So, tonight I plan on getting a hold of the rest of our droogies, and making the next documentary of Fort de River Ninja shall commence. Peace.
Dan Abnormal
Oh yes, I still say that Ron White asshole can fuck off.
So, there we were. 1:30 in the morning, Lealer, Bean, and I are heading to the park. We get there, throw our bags in the trunk, and head of to the fort (later dubbed, Fort de River Ninja.) Good times. Bean stops dead in his tracks and exclaims, "Uh, I am going to go shut the windows in the car, I'll meet up with you guys at the fort."
After I smelled the rain, we all concurred, parted, and went our separate ways. Lealer and I were bullshitting about stupid shite, mexicans, and therepists while the Fort was in plain site. As we came closer to our destination of sorts, we saw that the lights were still on (like they were earlier in the evening.) I shook my head and said, "Stupid fucks, did they really think that lights would scare us away?"
Before we know it, we are jamming in the fort and I had lit up a fag and began to relax...until lealer exclaimed, "DOOD, there is fucking headlights right there!"
I looked over my shoulder, cursed the heavens, replied, "Now my friend, we get the fuck out of here!"
So, I am litrally jumping out of the fort, and running thinking, "PIG! PIG! PIG!" Until of course Lealer brings to my attention that, "running will make us looks suspicious." lol. I never was the brains of the outfit.
So, we partake in a brisk walk back to where we left Bean, and I am like, "FUCK THOSE STUPID PIGS!"
Finally, and it really did seem like eternity, we made it back to the parking lot, and much to our dismay Bean was not there...and neither was his car. I then took a moment to thank christ, and wipe the perspiration from my forehead. Lealer and I both laughed, and said, "Bean."
Well, now that, that has been said...
The night had just begun for us, and we video taped a bunch of good shite at Fort de River Ninja. Lealer was the narrator, Bean was the mayor, and I laughed unrelentlessy in the background. While this might seem like, maybe, I dunno...a porno from hell. I assure you, it was not. But, did anyone know that there is shit all over the stage in the corner!? FOF.
So, tonight I plan on getting a hold of the rest of our droogies, and making the next documentary of Fort de River Ninja shall commence. Peace.
Dan Abnormal