I was halfway through tidying up but have decided to do a stealthy bit of rimming instead while Microbot pushes his food around in the kitchen.

This reminds me to mention that I am now officially well outside my moral comfort zone in rimland. Not only am I head of the thieves guild but I am also a dark assassin. I actually assassinated a sleeping ( Read more... )

So, dear'Rimmers,

My pressing question of the day is - who should I marry?

I am thinking maybe Brynjolf...


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Thanks to a lady on Facebook, I have discovered that there is a South Park game for Xbox coming out this month. I might have to have a go on that... (albeit in 300 years' time, if/when I finally complete Skyrim). Definitely not one to play with the microbe on my lap.

In book news, I read The 5th Wave last week and would def recommend it to those ( Read more... )

Good evening, all. I am pleased to announce that 'Rimming has resumed - hooray!

Given that I only know about 3 people in the entire world who play Skyrim, I suspect my chances of getting an answer to my next question are slim, but here goes...

Q: Should I join the Stormcloaks or the Empire ( Read more... )

Argh! My Xbox died last night and is doing 3 red flashing lights of death at me. If I can't resurrect it I will lose a truly horrific number of life hours spent 'Rimming and leveling up my Nordnerd to 33.  All because I was not wise enough to save my games in the cloud instead of the hard drive ( Read more... )

Yesterday I picked up the microbe from nursery wearing my black Heisenberg T-shirt (a thing I swore I'd never wear out of the house) and my glasses that are held together with tape.

G looked at me and said "I wonder where my girlfiend has gone?"

I blame all of this 'Rimming... It has turned me. I am now officially the anti-Twickermum ( Read more... )

On Sunday afternon rosamicula and wardytron offered their microbe-wrangling services, which meant that the boylet got to run around in their garden, plant narcissi, eat teddy-shaped cake and play with the world's least wolf-like dog for a few hours while I did some hardcore rimming back at home.  (Yes, I know I am going to mum hell).My penalty for this act of wanton ( Read more... )

Wow... what a blissful duvet day yesterday. A random day off work + microbe at nursery = a proper Xbox love-in ( Read more... )

Good morning, fiends!

I fear this is where I am about to lose 90% of you...

I'm having a rare Xbox love-in and have procured a second-hand copy of Skyrim for 5 of your earth pounds. Suffice to say I'm not at all au fait with the sort of games that last 300 years and involve orcs and elves and shit, so I may be some time ( Read more... )

Hello peeps, hope you are all having lovely Sundays.

I'm feeling less grumpy today...  in fact it is G's fake birthday.  (It's really tomorrow but nobody wants to do birthdays on a Monday).  So he opened his pressies at lunchtime and is now playing with his new netbook and wireless headphones.  I was rather miffed to have bought him The Wire ( Read more... )