23.1 - Pets
1. A monkey (I'd so make that monkey dance for me)
2. A platypus (hell yah mother fucker..did you know they're poisonous? Nutty!)
3. A kiwi bird (just so I can watch it go KIWI KIWI)
4. An ostrich (I don't know why..)
5. One of those squirrels that can tell a bad nut from Willy Wonka
6. A pelican (who can hold more than his bellican.. or something like that)
7. A tortoise
8. A hare
9. And I'd totally race them.
10. One of those two headed llama things from Dr. Doolittle. Heh. No cleaning up after that animal.
11. Skeletor. Just cause.
12. A poodle made of balloons. And then I think I might be all emotional (cause chicks dig that) when it withers and dies and then I'd need someone to tell me it's all better.... Coy, I'm looking at you, babe.
13 A frog. I bet I could jump higher than that fucker.
2. A platypus (hell yah mother fucker..did you know they're poisonous? Nutty!)
3. A kiwi bird (just so I can watch it go KIWI KIWI)
4. An ostrich (I don't know why..)
5. One of those squirrels that can tell a bad nut from Willy Wonka
6. A pelican (who can hold more than his bellican.. or something like that)
7. A tortoise
8. A hare
9. And I'd totally race them.
10. One of those two headed llama things from Dr. Doolittle. Heh. No cleaning up after that animal.
11. Skeletor. Just cause.
12. A poodle made of balloons. And then I think I might be all emotional (cause chicks dig that) when it withers and dies and then I'd need someone to tell me it's all better.... Coy, I'm looking at you, babe.
13 A frog. I bet I could jump higher than that fucker.