We now return you to your irregularly scheduled crack.

The giant robots are not mine. The crazy has gotten to my headspace again.  I believe at some point I said these guys descend to frat-boy-ish behavior when I toss them together.

Rated: M

( In which there is smut and Prowl and Jazz can't take it seriously )

So I said to myself, I’ll do some writing for the fic of the longassedness. Any writing. Any scene in any story arc. Something. In fact, I’ll do some headspace!sorting of Prowl and Jazz. Who are complicated. Very complicated.

Then they looked at me and laughed. Mockingly. Well. Jazz laughed. Prowl just stood back and smirked in that particular stoic ( Read more... )

I have no one to blame but myself. Not related to any of my AUs and will never be. Ever.

( In which the twins are sent back to the past, Starscream is a civilian, Sunstreaker gets arrested, joins the pre-Decepticon forces, gets Wheeljack arrested and plots Sideswipe's death. Sideswipe...is himself. Everything is Sideswipe's fault. Some of it is Wheeljack's but the beginning, the end and everything in the middle is Sideswipe's. And there's Red Alert somewhere in the background. Just because. )

Because I can never sit in a fandom and not write crack. I expect taunicon to help add to my list like she always does.

(  So. Trends that I've observed and I feel the need to be twisted around into something interesting in a ficlet series. )