My Calontiri Bard

[the_leewit]

Original: "My Pretty Irish Girl." Look up the original if you want to see Sean Connery lip-synching a Disney song and being a semi-swoonworthy version of Xander Harris doing it.

Male and enbee version forthcoming. Probably. Look, this one is for Tali.

"My Calontiri Bard"

Have you ever seen the noon sun
A-fryin' folks at Lilies?
Where Three Rivers meet, the water's sweet,
So dip your tankard hard.
Well, the ladies' eyes all sparkle,
And the lords all grin like sillies,
For up next in the circle
IS my Calontiri bard.

For she is the dear, the darling one,
for pathos sweet and filksome puns,
No other, no other,
Can match the likes of her.
Oh, she is the dear, the darling one,
The terror of the chicken run.
I loveeach song she makes me hum,
My Calontiri bard.