Marshall Don't Allow

[the_leewit]

Tune is "Mama Don't Allow," https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqmGJcGZhZU

Marshall don’t ‘low no rhino-hiding round here,
Marshall don’t ‘low no rhino-hiding round here,
Well, we don’t care what Marshall don’t allow,
That was broken when I got here, anyhow,
Marshall don’t ‘low no rhino-hiding round here.

Marshall don’t ‘low no ankle shots round here,
Marshall don’t ‘low no ankle shots round here,
Well, we don’t care what Marshall don’t allow,
Better watch your tootsies, anyhow.
Marshall don’t ‘low no ankle shots round here.

Marshall don’t ‘low no 40-gauge helms round here,
Marshall don’t ‘low no 40-gauge helms round here,
Well, we don’t care what Marshall don’t allow,
There’s a sale at Wish today, anyhow.
Marshall don’t ‘low no 40-gauge helms round here.

Marshall don’t ‘low no naked berserkers round here,
Marshall don’t ‘low no naked berserkers round here,
Well, we don’t care what Marshall don’t allow,
ARRGAIHFDSGHFNFDSFG (anyhow).
Marshall don’t ‘low no naked berserkers round here.

Marshall says I’m the worst water-bearer she’s ever seen,
Marshall says I “don’t quite grasp the role,”
Well, Baroness Gwendolyn called just now,
Gonna take point at Pennsic, anyhow.
See you at Crown if I don’t see you round here.