ARTICLE: Jaffa Noodles Found to be Truly Magically Delicious (First in a Series)
Jaffa Noodles Found to be Truly Magically Delicious (First in a Series)
by Luna Lovegood
LONDON, England (QUIB) -- Unlike the product from General Mills that is neither lucky, nor charmed, it would seem that the elusive product of Jaffa Noodles may actually be magically delicious. Unlike most dessert foods, which are made yummy due to flavor additives and sugars, the Jaffa Noodles are, by their own definition, awesome and this awesomeness has proven them to be addictive.
While their flavors are rooted in the Jaffa orange goodness that the Jaffa Cakes are also derived from, somehow adding the cocoa powder and heating them imbues them with properties of Nummiliciousness that causes those who taste of them to be in thrall with the product.
Representatives from McVitie's and Unilever refused to comment, but a secret source in Beijing, a black-market supplier of the delicious snack food, said that the first one was free, and then he would jack up the price. However, samples were not provided to the media for reasons he refused to explain.
Further inquiries traced the source of the chocolate to somewhere in Tahiti. Updates to follow.
Copyright 2001 The Quibbler. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
by Luna Lovegood
LONDON, England (QUIB) -- Unlike the product from General Mills that is neither lucky, nor charmed, it would seem that the elusive product of Jaffa Noodles may actually be magically delicious. Unlike most dessert foods, which are made yummy due to flavor additives and sugars, the Jaffa Noodles are, by their own definition, awesome and this awesomeness has proven them to be addictive.
While their flavors are rooted in the Jaffa orange goodness that the Jaffa Cakes are also derived from, somehow adding the cocoa powder and heating them imbues them with properties of Nummiliciousness that causes those who taste of them to be in thrall with the product.
Representatives from McVitie's and Unilever refused to comment, but a secret source in Beijing, a black-market supplier of the delicious snack food, said that the first one was free, and then he would jack up the price. However, samples were not provided to the media for reasons he refused to explain.
Further inquiries traced the source of the chocolate to somewhere in Tahiti. Updates to follow.
Copyright 2001 The Quibbler. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.