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Screened from Bunta
Now I know I put this up in my last post but it seems it was overshadowed by... other things.
Since it seems various people are planning things, I'd like to set up a schedule of events.
First, Marui said he wants to play pool. I was thinking perhaps it could be a group event with friends. Naturally the pool would have to end from somewhere of 20:00 hours to 22:00 hours. Before he got too tired because at that point I shall kidnap him out to a rendezvous point where my contact would-
.... okay let me try this again. Bunta wants to play pool on Sunday because he thinks his boyfriend has forgotten his birthday. We'll cheer him up by playing pool with him until about 8 - 10pm, then I drag him out to a hotel and drop him off with instructions to go to a room where he'll meet up with Kevin.
Details get awkward from there so I won't get into it.
However I'm well aware that schedules around this time of year may not permit this plan to proceed smoothly, have we any objections or conflicts? I know Akaya is unavailable.
Yuuta, that threat has been dealt with. I think I'll go take a nap now.
Tachibana, how's the new hair working out? I did my best with the tanning cream and doing some lotion on top of that but you might be getting a bit of a razor burn. If you do just use aloe vera gel or other non-oily lotions. They help.
Marui, pool, Sunday. Consider it a done deal, and yes I'll buy drinks but you're not drinking yourself silly.
Touji
The threat! It's been dealt with! DX
I'm sorry, whack my shiny head with a bat and let's go do what you want! It's been a hectic week for me. :<
... and I also have a fanboy. Ahhhh nevermind! Can I take you to dinner?
Private
Apparently this is what my journal is really for, logging the events in my bodyguarding life. Here goes:
So funny thing happened last night. Here I thought the dorm at least was secure but apparently Ryuya had snuck in at around 21:30 hours. Hmm, perhaps I missed the ventilation shafts. Anyway, he got as far as the same floor our suite was on before he tripped my sensors and I noticed him. At that point I noted the gun so I told Yuuta to stay inside while I handled the threat. Of course when he knocked on the door the first thing I did was stand off to the side. Doors are not your friends, especially when you know someone is holding a gun on the other side. A door is just a blindfold then.
When he knocked on the door I reached across and unlocked it, crazy, but effective. When he opened the door he left his back exposed to me and I took it.
Knocking him down and pinning him to the floor with the classic arm twist and press against his back, I relieved him of his weapon and considered showing mine just for show, but decided against it. He looked like he'd had enough. At this point he caught sight of Yuuta and started screaming like a madman, which unfortunately required me to slap him first before I sat him down on a chair and made him tea. Decaf.
That man was terribly skinny too, so I fed him some left over cake from Kevin's lesson, the one that was not alcoholic. Not as dense as a brick. Not in the shape of a phallis. And not the one that tasted like chicken broth powder.
Note: It was a long lesson.
And yes, the cake was edible, I'm not that terrible of a person. So we had tea and cake and I told Ryuya that he had to do something with his life. He couldn't forever adore Yuuta, and I explained to him the theory of admiration and respect as opposed to understanding and love. I also told him it was selfish of him to want Yuuta only for himself, after all Yuuta is a great person and many people admire him.
... anyway, I think I got to him in the end because he quieted down and started looking a bit weird, like he'd come to a realization. He said his stalking days were over and I considered the threat neutralized. He finished up his cake, thanked me and I drove him home with a borrowed car from the organization. It was kind of late, he was falling asleep on his feet so I carried him to and from the car into his house and up to his room.
Of course he also said I could take all the Yuuta photos he had, I figured I should since it was something of a personal matter to my client so I stuck them in a bag and prepared to leave. There was a lot of stuff in that room, it was quite terrifying.
I made it back to my room at about 02:00 or about 02:30 in the morning. Dropped the stuff next to Yuuta's desk, and went to bed. Didn't even bother to undress.
This morning I woke up and checked my email, I had one.
... from Ryuya.
Apparently he has dedicated a site to me called "Tall, Dark and Studly." He didn't put any pictures of me up, nor any fan drawn ones.
Seems he took my secrecy as a bodyguard to heart.
But.... I was kind of.... dismayed. I suppose.
Telling Shishou was a mistake. He laughed to the point I thought he was going to have a heart attack, then posted a link of it on the organization's home page.
I have never been so teased in all my life. >/
Perhaps I will be one of those agents in the fields who gets their orders sent electronically to them for all of their career. I certainly don't want to show my face in that building anymore. -____-;