I had to work on Valentine's Day. Joy. No, for real. That worked-up-for-nothing holiday's a joke except for all the candy and chocolate that find their way around. You bet I hit up the stores for discount Valentine's Day sweets, cha! Plus, I got to send my oh-so-very favorite client Sakaguchi a special Valentine's Day ass-kicking for being the ( Read more... )

Whoo, party at Unosomething Hall on V-day. I am so there to mooch on food, cha! Even though Valentine's Day is stupid because that bastard Susake dumped me for Inori-pig, ugh.

Oh, boys? Don't expect any chocolate from me. I don't like any of you enough to feel obligated to give any. Just so you know.