lol
Oh, I amuse myself:
"I may be inexperienced, but I'm not an idiot. I'd appreciate it if you'd refrain from teasing me, tempting as it might be."
"My dear Isla," Razvan protested, "on my honour, I have spoken only truth to you. I would never jest about this."
Isla stared at him in perturbed silence. "You mean to say... you mean men do that to each other?"
"Yes."
"You have done that to other men?" Isla wondered, incredulous.
"Yes."
His eyes narrowing, Isla demanded, "... other men have done that to you?"
"...yes."
Isla recoiled, gaping at Razvan, aghast and scandalized. "That's the most depraved thing I've ever heard!"
"Isla-"
"And you want to do that to me, too, don't you?" He cried, "this is even worse than the mouth thing!"
"The mouth thing wasn't so terrible, though, was it?"
Isla paused, frowning, and had to concede, "Well..."
"And you know, the mouth can also go-"
"Razvan!" Isla shrieked. "You talk to people with that mouth!" Shuddering, he clasped a hand over his own mouth and glowered reproachfully at Razvan. "You kiss me with that mouth! Or rather, you used to."
"Isla."