So I was sat in the common room this morning drinking tea and generally not doing much else, and my friend Loz rushes up to me and goes, 'I'VE GOT TO APOLOGISE TO YOU!!'

Me: ....Why?
Loz: Because I killed you!
Me: o__O
Loz: In my dream last night!
Me: Wha - how - why?
Loz: It was your idea! You were at my house and you were telling me how you loved ( Read more... )