I have solved a mystery: all the animals were flocking to you because they wanted to be near your sexy white thighs. They are like... beautiful beacons shining out to the wildlife - come, various animals, gaze upon our gloryyyy. *nods* True story.
Also: 1. you and your friends and your jacket win. 2. I want that cake. I has had no sweets on vday! :O Crime against mannn. 3. I cans kiss ur new boyfriend 2 plz? XD
O__O I don't know if I'm more worried about my thighs being beacons or that they apparently talk to animals *squints suspiciously at legs*. Although to test your theory I kept them discreetly covered today, and thus far no one has tried to kill me/charged at me gnashing their teeth, so I think you might have something there.
1. SO DOES YOUR FACE. 2. Nonnnne? I haz a little box of chocolate hearts from my mother. You can haz :3 3. Ogodz I may get jelus. 3some? ♥
See? Told you. Ehehe. And if I were you I think I'd be more worried about the talking ot animals bit. Legs are... vaguely beacon-shaped to begin with but very seldom do they speak.
Heeeee chocolate hearts from your mother. :3 Nom nom nom. If it helps, my mom wanted to take me to a bloody poetry reading on valentine's day. ...Okay. I like poetry. But. Dude. With my mom?? On vday? I realise I have no room to talk in regards to strangely close familial relationships but that's not right. XDD
Hell yes threesome. This is me, I am always up for insertnumberheresomes. Lol
BEACON-SHAPED??? B-b- now I have a complex about my legs, ahaha X__X. Yeah, well... so's yer face.
Chocolate hearts are all gone now D= I nomnomed them up. Embarassingly quickly (the highway to obesity is apparently paved with red and silver foil).
I realise I have no room to talk in regards to strangely close familial relationships but that's not right. LOL. Sounds romantic XD. The only valentine poetry I know goes along the lines of 'his eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad', so your mum's beaten me already. All I have left to woo you with are my conversational beacon-shaped legs o__O.
Well it's not just YOUR legs, it's leg in general look kind of beacon-y. Your's are just BEAUTIFUL beacons. There's a difference.
"...the highway to obesity is apparently paved with red and silver foil" <- See, THAT is a prime example of how you win at life and it is not me who is the cool one of the two of us. XDD
O your legs woe me, alright. Walk about in that skirt and you've beaten Mom's romantic poetry by five points. Yes, I have Wooing Hannah Points. :3
Hai Indy. I has cereal for breakfastt. I bet you do not because you should not be having breakfast in the evening.
Ahaha, that is not winning at life! That is me making terrible analogies! Nobody wins for analogies!
FIVE POINTS?! XDD ...Is five points a lot? I just want to be sure, cause if you're keeping a score I'd like to know what other people are scoring. What is my overall number of points? Could I have a break down so I know what I'm doing right with the wooing? Heehee, I like the word 'woo'.
o__O ... actually no I do not have cereal for breakfast, which is sad. I have raspberries, to get my FIVE A DAY *thumbs up* psst Hannah, whaat? I suspect your legs are talking to me o__o
You do. You defy tradition. That word always make me think of the song in Fiddler on the Roof - traditiooooon - tradition!
Ehehe yes, five points is a lot. Let's see, the points are out of twenty. Now, keep in mind these are not loving points, they are wooing points
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*nods* True story.
Also: 1. you and your friends and your jacket win.
2. I want that cake. I has had no sweets on vday! :O Crime against mannn.
3. I cans kiss ur new boyfriend 2 plz? XD
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1. SO DOES YOUR FACE.
2. Nonnnne? I haz a little box of chocolate hearts from my mother. You can haz :3
3. Ogodz I may get jelus. 3some?
♥
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Heeeee chocolate hearts from your mother. :3 Nom nom nom.
If it helps, my mom wanted to take me to a bloody poetry reading on valentine's day. ...Okay. I like poetry. But. Dude. With my mom?? On vday? I realise I have no room to talk in regards to strangely close familial relationships but that's not right. XDD
Hell yes threesome. This is me, I am always up for insertnumberheresomes. Lol
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Chocolate hearts are all gone now D= I nomnomed them up. Embarassingly quickly (the highway to obesity is apparently paved with red and silver foil).
I realise I have no room to talk in regards to strangely close familial relationships but that's not right.
LOL. Sounds romantic XD. The only valentine poetry I know goes along the lines of 'his eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad', so your mum's beaten me already. All I have left to woo you with are my conversational beacon-shaped legs o__O.
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"...the highway to obesity is apparently paved with red and silver foil" <- See, THAT is a prime example of how you win at life and it is not me who is the cool one of the two of us. XDD
O your legs woe me, alright. Walk about in that skirt and you've beaten Mom's romantic poetry by five points.
Yes, I have Wooing Hannah Points.
:3
Hai Indy. I has cereal for breakfastt. I bet you do not because you should not be having breakfast in the evening.
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FIVE POINTS?! XDD
...Is five points a lot? I just want to be sure, cause if you're keeping a score I'd like to know what other people are scoring. What is my overall number of points? Could I have a break down so I know what I'm doing right with the wooing? Heehee, I like the word 'woo'.
o__O ... actually no I do not have cereal for breakfast, which is sad. I have raspberries, to get my FIVE A DAY *thumbs up* psst Hannah, whaat? I suspect your legs are talking to me o__o
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That word always make me think of the song in Fiddler on the Roof - traditiooooon - tradition!
Ehehe yes, five points is a lot. Let's see, the points are out of twenty. Now, keep in mind these are not loving points, they are wooing points ( ... )
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