Dear F-list. Today, I got attacked by a rampaging rhino.

[the_indigo_blue]

Comments

[abberational_me]

MRRAAWWWRRRR.

Indy, your skirt is made of sex. As are you. You're so ridiculously pale, you could be mistaken for a marshmallow.

:D Safaris are kewl. And I am pretty much stealing your jacket the first chance I get.

[wormtailiscool]

MRRRAAAWWRRR back at you, Miss Izzie ^__^

As is your face. Marshmallow? You mean fat and white and squishy? =O *slomps around as she imagines a marshmallow would slomp. Slomp not really being a word*

Come under the Padfoot jacket of sex, little Izwaz, and we shall frolic with the wild animals until dawn!
...This is such a weird comment o__O
♥

[abberational_me]

*dances around*

Slomps is a very attractive word, my sweet. And by marshmallow I mean pale, squishy and tiny. :D Mini marshmallows, ftw. Haha.

GLADLYYYYY.♥

When have we ever been normal, woman?

[the_indigo_blue]

If there is an attractive way to slomp, I am doing it, naturally XD. Eeee, this mini marshmallow's going to slomp right up to yooou.

HEY HEY *wiggles eyebrows*
OOH, that reminds me:

[abberational_me]

Of course. No one can slomp quite like you. Of course, the fact that no one really knows what slomp is, contributes to this, but I think that's beside the point, yes?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~.
Valentines is over for me, and it was dismal but YAYYY. THANK YOU. Happy Valentines to you too, precious. Would you prefer I get naked here or the tub?

You do indeed. You have my heart, forever and ever.♥

[the_indigo_blue]

Shhhh!! NO ONE ELSE HAS REALISED THAT YET.

Vkesngfjksnd but it's midday here! Honestly. NOW I HAVE IMPROVED YOUR VALENTINE'S DAY. VALENTINE FOR THE WIN! You can get naked wherever and whenever you desire, my love ;D

And you have mine. THIS CALLS FOR A WEDDING. ♥

[abberational_me]

Okay, my mouth is zipped.

YES, YOU HAVE. IT'S NOW FOR THE WIN. No better moment than the present, eh? *strips*

YES IT DOES. *shimmies, yes shimmies, into a wedding gown* ♥

[the_indigo_blue]

SUCCESS! Oh my heavens!! I am quite overcome *fans self*

That was quite the shimmy, my love *dons a top hat*
♥

[abberational_me]

*dances around*

Why thank you, darling. :D
♥

[abberational_me]

BTW. Did you make those cakes? The ones in the picture underneath you kissing the clown.

If so, I wish to know the recipes. Why? Because I want to give my friend a cake and I'm all out of ideas. *failure*

[the_indigo_blue]

I made one of them, the orangey coloured one (IT'S NOT THAT ORANGE IRL. WHASGOINGON); it's a chocolate cake with orange flavoured icing ^__

[wormtailiscool]

ALSO I AM PETER PETTIGREW AT THE MOMENT, APPARENTLY. HOW EMBARASSING.

[abberational_me]

HAHAHAHAHA, YOU ARE MADE OF FAIL.

No, just kidding, I love youuuu~. ♥

[the_indigo_blue]

Nooo, this is the LJ equivalent of opening the front door wearing your pyjamas! I AM NOW FULLY CLOTHED, IN A METAPHORICAL-LJ-SENSE. Also really o__O.
Heee~ ♥

[abberational_me]

I imagine you would look quite fetching in your pyjamas, my love so all is goosed. :D

Wheeeeee~